Give Him 9000 Cigarettes

dragging my mutt into a bathroom stall because he hasn’t been able to keep his paws to himself while we’re in public. roughly jerking him off because its clear what he’s been begging for, teasing in a low voice. what, gonna clench and make a mess on my fingers? gonna whine so loud i have to cover your mouth and push your head back into the stall door so no one hears us? you better hope that biting your own hand is enough to stifle your whimpers when i kneel on this grimy tile to suck you off.

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

god is a woman and she cracked my beer open with her belt buckle at the lesbian bar

Feeding a puppyboy edibles as doggie treats. Making him strip before company comes over ("silly pup, dogs don't wear clothes indoors"). Plugging him with a tail plug and when he starts talking, gagging him.

Putting his leash on before a guest arrives. As he strains against it and whines, apologizing. "Sorry about him, he's in heat." Letting him nuzzle his head into their crotch and paw at their legs.

Be good puppy. Otherwise you'll have to go in your crate and watch while we jerk eachother off, helpless to do anything about it but whine and cry. Be good puppy, and you can help out. You can even clean us up after.

“I masturbated to the thought of you” awww that’s pretty pathetic puppy, do it again