“Oh My God You’re A Writer? Can I Read Your Stuff?”

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

the bond between a girl and her room is stronger than the gravitational force of the earth

enemies to lovers this, enemies to lovers that, what about enemies and lovers?! give me a ship that would kill for each other but would also kill each other

fictional characters: *exist*

me:

call your homie a cutie patootie. Trust me he needs it.

“You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together.”

- Nick Carraway

i am very brave but more than that i am sleepy

You come to understand when working with small children that you will never be truly prepared for the crazy bullshit they will pull.

Today I had a group of children create a new language and begin what I believe to have been a summoning ritual.

It had only been ten minutes.