"Did you know Steven Hawking was on Epstien's Island?"
"Of course I know, I was there, I saw him. I also enjoy naked midgets trying to solve math problems on tall chalkboards" -1/9
"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."
"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25
"If you're in a public area, and you're shitting, I just can't finish, I'm too shy." - 12/12
"you cant stick a cucumber up there"-12/13
"Robert Frost is my hall pass" -10/17
"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14
High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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