“So You’re A Home Wrecker? Yes Yes I Am”-8/24

"You're either pregnant or not pregnant, there's no inbetween" - 8/23

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"Did you suck a dick?" "Yes, yes I did" - 1/12

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"We gotta scadoodle scadattle" -8/8

"Does your mommy do that for you? Or maybe your Daddy, too?" - 9/11

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"You love me ferociously" - 1/11

"I'm in Auschwitz too!🤪🤪🤪" -9/28