"Oh So You're A Commy Bitch?" -4/24

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25

"Bro he defiantly had a gang bang"-11/14

"I shoot a three in your mouth," - 9/6

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16

"Do you want me to put my legs around your neck?"-3/9

"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25

"yk that boulder in Indiana Jones? That's me!" - 5/15