Me: On One Hand I Ship It.

Lord of the Rings is so complicated because we don’t just have canon vs not canon we have

was-in-the-trilogy book canon

contradicting from a different book canon

movie-verse canon

Tolkien mentioned it in a letter once canon

Christopher Tolkien speculated canon

fanon

wikipedia accepts it as canon even though it’s not 100% sure canon

like how are you even supposed to keep track of all that

what a beautiful morning. adam parrish was born on this day. you know how amazing that is? The Adam Parrish. born today, what a baby. what a precious beautiful perfect sweet innocent baby. I have so many ways to celebrate and commemorate the existence of the most perfect human being. Top of the list is to either stare at him for ten hours, sighing in a forlorn lovestruck way, or set myself on fire. Adam Parrish you guys!!! Born!!!! Like a demigod ripped from a womb to serve only to make his life and our lives better. Born!! tODAY!!!! I call for a national holiday. Let today be Adam Parrish Day. His birthday. the day of his birth. the anniversary of his coming into being. Adam Parrish everyone. The sun is shining, birds are singing and nothing bad is happening. because Adam Parrish. Ilovehimsomuch. 

4:00 PM

(you never sleep regularly anymore.)

pynchmepleas: hatepotion: he got in I’m
So….

he got in

Illustrations by Gabriel Picolo 

This is the best story that’s ever appeared on my google newsfeed

he’s gone

Magnus: I'm angry at you for trying to kill me and feeding off my feelings for Alexander and stealing my home boy Smedley's memories

Asmodeus: Hi angry at you for trying to kill me and feeding off my feelings for Alexander and stealing my home boy Smedley's memories, I'm dad

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard