Smurfette: So Let's Recap, Vexy You Want To Ask This Smurf Out On A Romantic Date, Right?

Today I will present you my ship dynaminc and habit of couple dynamics and on Marian x Robin and more ships AND THIS ALL BASED ON MY AU:

Marian x Robin:

-she fell first, he fell hard.

-Rolalty x Knight (or even better a thief).

-Brave hero x self-assurder damsel.

-friends to lovers.

-afraid of love(Robin) x delicated to love care (Marian).

-Rolalty x dirty "germiln" who live in the woods.

-surprise kiss + flustered reaction.

-himbo x girlboss.

Little John x Tunk:

-friends to lovers.

-flirty (L. John) x awkward (tuck).

-cocky jock x nerd prep.

-tall calm cinnamonbun x small tsundere with angry issues.

-partners in crime.

Marian x Stig:

-tells bad jokes (Stig) x only one finds they funny (Marian).

-friendy girlboss x simp.

-unknowing flirt (Marian) x speechless (Stig).

-he fell first and hard, she fell later.

Live love lesbian (smurfs):

Vexy

Storm

Melody

Dew

Pearl

Mint

Meteorite

Lily

Tomorrow: bisexual

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

I like girls, i like boys(i like smurf):

Smurfette

Papa Smurf

Willow

Wild

Dopey

Tailor

Tuffy

Tiber

Timid

Postman

Doctor

Mimic

Crazy

Comlplimentary

Suspicions

Hackus

Tomorrow:polysexual

Chiara: I'm the oldest, I make the rules

Preston: i'm in the middle, i'm the reason we have rules...

Lucian: i'm the youngest, the rules don't apply me! :>

Preston: cause your're too naive for them

Chiara: and you tried to start a revolution, so shut up.

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*Caleb knocks on Jude's door*

Caleb: hello, it's is i, your favorite person

Jude: nice try Caleb but my favorite person is David

Caleb: okay then. Hello, it's is I, that bitch

Jude: better

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Chiara: I didn't tell you because I don't want you putting everything at risk, over a wild hunch i can't even prove yet!

Quentin: Liebe, i'll back your hunches any day of the week, no questions asked

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*in bed*

David: hey, Jude? You awake??

Jude: no, why?

David: if a Guinea pig and a normal pig had a baby, would it be called a piggy-er Guniea pig?

Jude: Darling if you and I had a baby, would it get my beauty and your late night thought, or your sexy body and my late night murder thought?

David: *blushing* i-i...don't know how to feel about this...

Jude: *kissing David on the cheek* go to sleep.

David: "blushing harder*okay...

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X: so who is your hero?

Preston: it's my dad David, he's the best and very brave!

X: how cute! Is there anything is afraid of?

Preston: Father

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David: kids who is your favorite uncle?

Chiara/Preston/Lucian: Uncle Joe!

Joe: aww I love you too!

Caleb: *cries in the corner* why!?! 😭😭😭😭

David: Favorite aunt instead?

Chiara: Aunt Celia and her girlfriend Isabelle! (they're together LONG LIVE LESBIANS!)

Lucian: I love aunt Camelia (she's engaged to Joe)

David: Preston you?

Preston: Aunt Caleb!

Caleb: YOU LITTLE B-!

Joe: NO!!

A GLOBAL SMURFS DAY FULL OF SURPRISES!

Now THIS is big Smurfy news!…

Not only am I bursting with pride to present to you this great image featuring the best example yet as to how the all-new fully-animated Smurfs Movie Reboot will look (You have to admit, it could have sprung right from the wonderful world originally created by Peyo!), but I’m also thrilled to finally announce our fun new official TITLE:

…wait for it…

GET SMURFY! 

BUT THERE’S MORE!…

Our talented voice cast is shaping up to be the Smurfiest ever…and, so far, here’s who they are:

Gargamel will be played by the hilarious RAINN WILSON (The Office, Six Feet Under)!

Papa Smurf is the great stage and screen actor/singer MANDY PATINKIN (Princess Bride, Homeland)!

Smurfette is the platinum-selling recording artist DEMI LOVATO!

Wow! How much more news can one blog deliver in a single post?

Keep checking back as more and more news and images begin to be made public!

And HAPPY GLOBAL SMURFS DAY!

- KA

So yea my list of my favorites characters in GO and OG and they ships

P.s please respect my opinion 🫠

I was walking peacefully in the middle of the woods, until I heard an angry scream, it was a female voice, it was a voice that I knew well, a voice that conveyed serenity and peace to me but that time it wasn't like that.

It was her...

I approached an oak tree, it was large and beautiful, I hid in the middle of the lower branches, that's where I saw her, she was reading an old book and was holding a stick in her right hand which she handled with care and said in a loud voice "cum magica mea dico tibi surgere!"after having heard this phrase, probably in Latin, I saw a small rock rise into flight...

"Yes, i did it to make it rise!" I was shocked, the girl I had fallen in love with, for whom I would have abandoned everything and everyone, was a witch..., I moved to leave but accidentally stepped on a dry branch which made a noise loud enough to make the girl turn, who stared at me with her deep and beautiful blue eyes intently with a surprised and frightened expression.

"Stig can I-" before she could finish the sentence, I ran away completely scared and i hear her running after me and begging me to listen to her, but I continued running without looking where I was going, and after a few meters away I tripped over a root and twisted my left ankle and fell over in pain but I tried to hold back the groan of pain, "Stig for heaven's sake, are you okay?!" see Marian runs towards me faster when she notices my fall, she still had her wand in her hand and instead she must have put the book in her usual bag I thought,

I took my shaman's staff, to defend myself from the young witch I loved so much, I started waving my staff at her when she approached and I shouted angrily "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU HORRIBLE WITCH!" I saw her sigh heavily, "Stig please, I don't want to hurt you I swear!" she got down on her knees in front of me, I saw her with slight tears in her eyes "please, Stig I swear..." I hear her voice break mid-sentence, and so I place my stick on the soft, bright green grass, " okay… so what were you doing?” her face lit up and she smiled sweetly at me "if you want to know you have to tell me not to tell anyone, okay?" I nod in silence "thanks Stig, then I can show you, give your leg so i can help you heal" I stretched out my injured leg as the magnificent girl had told me and making a grunt of pain.

She took her book out of her bag and leafed through it for several seconds and then said smiling "this spell should heal your leg" I looked at her with a hint of anticipation, and she put the open book on the grass and she put a hand on my cheek and started to caresses, I blush deeply because of the contact of her hand, she speaks to me in a calm and reassuring tone of voice and with a light blush on her cheeks "trust me, everything will be fine" I smiled at her with a sign of approval, she took the book back and placed it on her blue dress, "then let's begin" she took a deep breath then pronounced with a solemn tone "Sana cito, Stig!" then she pointed her wand towards my leg and a flash of bluish light came out and hit me, I closed my eyes in surprise and shortly after opened them again.

the beautiful lady who sat a few centimeters away from me, smiled lovingly and put her wand and spell book in her bag and then gently caressed my cheek again, "how do you feel?" at her question I tried to stand up and walk normally, 'by all the gods it's incredible...' I thought, then I remembered Marian was still sitting on the floor and I held her hand to get up more easily and she took it to me taken with a smile, even though she is wearing fine silk gloves I felt the warmth of her body through, you feel me like in valhalla but unfortunately her touch left quickly but she whispered to me "thank you Stig" it brings me even closer to her" I'm the one who has to thank you Marian you healed me with your-" i shut me up before continuing to say thank you, she looks at me with confusion then I continue talking "so are you a witch or something similar?" she started to smile and said with a little bittersweet smile "no Stig, I'm not an evil witch, I'm the Sorceress of Sherwood", she stopped for a moment and then she continue talking "and please don't tell anyone, otherwise it will be the end of me..." I continue to look at her in silence and then nod and say "I won't tell anyone I promise on my honor, sorceress Marian" she smiled even more and beamed then, Marian came closer to me and kissed my cheek and whispered softly to me "thank you Stig, I hoped you would understand and you did" then she left and walked quickly and greeted me with her hand and, i with an ebette smile, as Solveig would describe it, I returned the gesture and started walking back home...

POV: 3 person

during the tender scene just completed between the young Viking shaman and the beautiful lady sorceress, a third was looking up the tree, it was Robin hood the prince of thieves, he looked at the whole scene in silence and then jumped out of the shadow and went towards the lady, he jumped in front to the young girl who was scared for a moment and then recognized the boy and greeted him kindly "oh hi Robin!" Marian went and hugged him but the boy moved away "is everything okay?" the boy looked her in the eyes and then lowered his gaze and shouted almost in a whisper in an angry tone "why did you tell him..."she grabbed his chin and started petting him "you're talking about Stig, aren't you?" Robin took the girl's hand and moved it "of course I'm talking about that stupid shaman!" Marian looked at her angrily "listen I had to do it, then i trusts him, he won't tell anyone and then don't call him stupid!" he snorted boredly and left angry and, mabye perhaps slightly jealous, "I'd better let it cool off, but I didn't understand the reason for his anger" and then she too left to return to the castle.