hot people that turn out to be absolute weirdos are my fave.
As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
embarrassment has good bones
Being tanned is another type of happiness
Like Water for Chocolate, Days of Being Wild, Les Félins
Love love love💕
„That’s how it goes kids. The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies, and partners in crime you love so much when you’re young, as the years go by, you just lose touch. You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.“
Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
The probability that someone will masturbate to you increases with the number of photos you post online.