Dentists Will Splash Some Water In Your Mouth And Youll Think "oh A Nice Drink Of Water I Was Parched"

I don’t struggle with sh, I’m very good at it actually

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

2023 recap!!!

jan: forgot

feb: forgot

march: forgot

april: forgot

may: forgot

june: forgot

july: forgot

aug: forgot

sep: forgot

oct: forgot

nov: forgot

dec: forgot

Chapter 17 :

if you only spoke in rhyme under oath do you think the judge would like. get mad at you. imagine that youre being like, 100% truthful and serious about it. but your sentences just happen to rhyme. maybe also have a subtle but consistent meter.

Stealing this shit because it's true

Goth music is literally just some silly guy or girl singing about great suffering and everything wrong with the world and then their mate behind them plays the most groovy, catchy bassline you’ve ever heard in your life.