A Practice While They Were Going To Summon Nova

i don’t really like this pairing, but it’s really cute nonetheless

Meta knight and Susie going on their first date and meta knight is actually really really awkward and it probably doesn’t go super great 🤭 🤭

He's doing his best and that's all that matters 🙏❤️

sweet, adorable

So I may have drawn a lot of Garfield in the last 24 hours 🧡

some ii doodlez for ya !!

SMALLER CROPPED THINGIEZ DOWN HERE

therez so many jm so sorry😭😭😭

yse

King Dedede: Sure is a shame that I can’t control the elements to reflect my current emotional state. Not that I need to be any more cool, sexy, and powerful than I already am but nonetheless I think I deserve it.

Meta Knight: Sure is a shame that I can’t control the elements. I deserve it.

Bandana Dee: Sure is a shame that I can’t control my emotional state.

Susie: Shame. I deserve it.

Magolor: I need to be more cool, sexy and powerful. I already am, but nonetheless I deserve it.

Taranza: Sure is a shame I’m so emotional, I need to be cooler.

Galacta Knight: Sure is a shame that I can’t be any more cool, sexy, and powerful than I already am but nonetheless I think I deserve it.

Zan Partizanne: I control the elements, cunts.

Marx: Penis.

oh hell yes

late night doodles :)

ignore that blue freak. no not gooey i mean the one with the cape

i think metasusie is pretty adorable and i think this fanfic is cool

[ficlet, set during planet robobot, after the first battle with mecha knight. cw for slight body horror]

“You came back.” It was Susie’s hushed voice, her breath on his ear. Meta jerked back, blinking the heavy sleep from his eyes.

It was true – he was back in Susie’s lab, reclining in that godawful restrainer. There was a pounding in his head, and the blue glow of Susie’s eyes in the low light made it worse. He risked a glance downward and saw metal and wiring spilling from a gaping wound in his side.

“Thank you for letting me fix you,” Susie whispered. Her gloved hands were busy at work with the wiring.

Meta leaned back and gritted his teeth. “I did not come back.” Sharp sparks of pain shot up his side. “Your machinery brought me back.”

Susie snapped her pliers together. “Same thing, Mecha Knight.” Her bloodstained gloves reached for a needle and medical thread. The next moment he felt the tiny stabs and painful stretch of flesh of the wound being sewn up. Meta Knight tried to focus on his breathing.

“Come on…” Susie’s faraway voice cooed. “You know how to get through this, my knight.” She giggled. “Or do you want to hear my voice?”

She began to sing softly: “Noble Haltmann, we adore him…”

The needle kept stabbing him. Meta closed his eyes and listened.

“Kingly lord of time and space!”

Despite himself, Meta’s brain automatically anticipated each word, his lips forming the lyrics of their own accord. To his horror, he heard himself join in.

“We implore you, dear Haltmann…”

They finished the verse. “I’m glad you came back, Mecha Knight.” Susie’s voice was quiet, genuine. Finished with his wound, she tied a knot with the thread and neatly snipped off the excess. Meta let out a breath. The pain was still there, but it had dulled into a manageable ache. “Obviously, you’ll have to undergo some upgrades,” She said, her voice returning to its usual overly-chipper tone. “But your organic system needs to be strong enough.” She stripped off the blood-soaked gloves and dropped them in the trash. “You need a few days’ rest.”

“Thanks for the vacation time,” he muttered sardonically.

Susie was washing her hands in a wheeled sink. “That little pink kid is a lot more powerful than we realized. I’ll ask Mother Computer to upgrade you with top-of-the-line new tech. It’ll be a shock to your organic system, but I know you can take it, my knight.” She dried her hands on a pink checkered towel.

“Can I at least get some cooler upgrades this time?” he sighed.

“I’ll see what I can do.” Susie patted his cheek with damp, clammy hand. “Now, get some rest. Page a Haltworker if you need anything; I’ve lots of paperwork to get through. And Mr. Haltmann needs an explanation as to why a machine designed by the Mother Computer failed.”

With her lack of a mouth, Susie’s moods were often difficult to read – but not this time. Her repetitive movements as she tidied her workspace revealed clear anxiety. He watched her straighten the pliers on the table for the fourth time.

“Your machine worked perfectly,” he said softly. “It’s the man housing it that’s the problem.”

“Your self-preservative instincts need work, my knight.” Her words were chiding, but there was no hint of it in her tone – just a resigned sadness. “If I tell him that, he’ll order you disposed of. Company assets must not be wasted, you know. And I don’t want you disposed of.”

With that, she left the lab. Meta listened to the click of her heels down the hall until they faded away.

OH DAMN META

Meta Knight breaks his hand at Merry Magoland.

(slight blood warning towards the end. Nothing extreme, though.)

I hc that Meta Knight trained himself to swordfight with his non-dominant hand (being the left), so he is still able to help during the main four’s journey.

…

I was gonna add shading, but I’m super tired and I wanna get this out now.

Good night <3

Never apologize for making something so adorably questionable

...still not apologizing for this one.

THIS IS SO TRUE AAAAAAAAAAAA

Stop me

baddass art

i just had to draw the best two pokemon from my battles with @goldensunset. an immortal deity of unparalleled strength, and zekrom