Do You Accept Requests Honey?

Imagine Alastor Moody realizing that you have feelings for him (and finally accepting them)

!Harry Potter characters doesn't belong to me and i do not support JKR!

Pairing: Alastor Moody x reader

Infos : gn pronouns, mention of sex at the end, kinda sad

- At first, he thought that you were jocking. And when you assured him that you weren't, he was confused. Why a kind person like you would have feelings for him ? You were young and beautiful, and he was.... Himself.

- He couldn't accept your feelings. He was too old for you. And old war dog as he call himself. You deserved better than him. And he had so much enemies... Being with you was like putting a target on your back.

- He tells you that it'll pass, that you deserved better and he tried to ignore you when you tried to tell him that you only want him..

- He couldn't stand the tears in your eyes, so he walked away.

- He didn't do that because he didn't like you. You were an amazing person. And if he said that he haven't thought of you this way, he'll lied. And he was ashamed of that.

- A few weeks passed. You looked miserable. He was so mad to be the person causing you all this trouble.

- One night, he cannot sleep at Grimmauld place, so he went to the kitchen to drink something. That's when he sees you in the living room, a glass of something in your hand. You looked so sad and desperate that it breaks his heart.

"Good evening.", he started

You raised your head. "Hi Alastor.."

He sat next to you without saying a word.

"You broke my stupid heart you know." You sighted and finish you glass before continuing. "I know that it's not your fault. But it hurts... I love you so much that it feel like I'm dying."

"It'll pass" that's all he thought to say.

At these words, you stand and walk away. You didn't need him to see you cry.

- Months passed. And at the battle of the seven Potter, you were on the broom with him. You saved his life. Without you, he would have died.

- As he was a little bit injured, you healed him in a bedroom at Wesley's house. He thanked you.

"You saved my life tonight." He thought a bit before continuing. " You know, I have a lot of enemies. But tonight I might see that you can protect yourself"

The information took a bit to process in your little head . But you finished by offering him a smile before vending over to kiss him.

- He didn't reject you this time. Even more, he pulled you on the bed to lock you up in his arm.

- This night he made love to you with his warrior body, tenderly. He let out love confessions between his moans. This time you cried of pleasure and happiness.

- Your relationship wouldn't be easy. But you loved each other, that's all you need.

ALL THE AO3 FANS I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU

I've buy this badge at a convention

I'm so proud of it 😭

NSFW ALPHABET DOOKU (clone wars edition)

Hii !! Here's my NSFW alphabet for Dooku during the clone wars. I hope you'll like it. ( As you ask !! @gooseyhouse @laxiona )

!English isn't my main language! (It's french btw)

TW : sex (and i think that's all)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If you're their lover, Dooku is absolutely the best. He'll gently pet your hair, saying how good you were, how proud he is and reminds you that you seem perfect for him. And sometimes he'll call a droid to prepare a bath and will carry you to it.

"Oh my dove... You did so well tonight for me, I'm proud of you... My beautiful lover... How about a bath ? Yes I can go with you... Jasmin scented I suppose?"

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he mostly likes his hands. Agiles, wielding the force...

And what he likes in you is your mouth. Your smile have softened him. And it produce some of his favorites sounds...

But mostly you always have the right words to peace and destress him when war is too much.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

He is traditional. He loves to cum inside you, it feel likes he let a trace on you.

But I don't think he would have a breeding kink.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to have you sucking his coke behind his desk during boring calls. It helps him not to be too bored and annoyed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

1st : he's old.

2nd : he's charming and loveable.

Ikyk he have some experience. He knows what to do.

F = Favourite position (This goes without saying)

He likes to top you. To bend you over a desk or a bed and makes you scream. But he likes to have you on a cowgirl position to admire you as he want.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We're talking of Dooku. He's a smooth talker and like to make fun (with class) of his enemy. It's the same in bed.

But significantly softer, he didn't want to hurt you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think that he's nice groomed. We don't talk about Bruno but Dooku. He's chic everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I'm sure that he could be so sweet.

Makes love to you, with some soft touch, telling you how beautiful you are...

Yeah. It can be really intimate and romantic with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bitch do you really think that Dooku takes time for this ?

I don't think so.

But he can do it when he watch you masturbate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think that he likes to watch you touching yourself. Maybe for some people the pleasure would be limited, but for him it's everything he need.

He can take time to admire you and it is favorite.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes to make love to you on his desk, it makes his work pleasant.

But in his bed too, making the room warm.

Actually, when he can think about you when entering in a room...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The war can make him rough and bitter. So, when you arrive with your soft smile he forgot everything. You touch his cheek with you hand and he melt at your contact. And just there, he want to makes love to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing you. I think that he's a lil bit possessive and because of that he'll never let you have sex with someone else. You're his.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I think that Dooku prefer to receive. Sitting in his office with you under his desk is his preference. But when he feel particularly romantic or kind he'll go down on you.

And trust me, he won't let you go until you come twice or more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends of his mood. But it's always so sensual, he isn't rough with you.

Unless if you teased him or excited him too much, or if you're too bratty. But this roughness isn't to displease you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He don't like it. Even if it's in his office he'll take all the time that he needs to adore you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can take some risks to please you but always in a controlled environment. It's Dooku after all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a Jedi. Even if he's old, he always have the time to please you (thanks the force).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You do have some. In fact, you introduce the idea first and he immediately accept.

Watching you touching yourself, fill one empty hole,... There's a lot of use for them.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We're talking about Dooku. He's the master of teasing.

Prepare yourself to cry and beg ! But not too much, he loves you too much to really make you suffer.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I think that he's very silent for moaning. Always in a "self control" way. Buuuut if you're good enough you can take some sounds from him. And that'll be a total victory.

But in an other way, I think that he talk a lot during the act. To compliment you, to telling you how good you are,... He loves to talk to you. And you likes it too, his voice is so sexy.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

He really likes to spoil you.

Kinda in a "sugar daddy" way.

He'll buy you jewelry, dresses, heels,... Always luxury pierces.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

I think that he's in the middle. Maybe longer than larger idk.

(A dick is a dick)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest. He's not a teenager anymore. Before you he has the habit to see a prostitute every few months when he feelt like it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that he doesn't have the best sleep in the galaxy. Mostly because of the stress caused by the war and the constant threatens from Sidious.

But your presence helps him. Even if he doesn't sleep, it calm his mind. Thinking of you is so much better than thinking of the multiple battles in progress.

Random Alastor Moody NSFW headcanons

I tried a different format (something more chill and kinda funny)

Lmk if you liked it !

!I don't own HP and don't support jkr the terf!

Infos : afab reader, smut and fluff

Warnings: smut: MINORS DENIED

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- so tender. Like really omg would be so gentle with you that you'll cry

- veeeery vocal. This man can't help himself but groaning and moaning during the act. He was shy about until you told him how much you liked it

- doesn't really likes lingerie. Of course you're breathtaking in it, but he prefers when you're totally naked (or naked with one of his shirts)

- about that! Would go totally FERAL if he discovers that you're naked under your clothes. Won't be able to hold his desire long, so be prepared sweetie

- also : this man is your poor victim when you decide to dirty talk and/or tease. He's just at your mercy (be kind, he deserves it)

- PLEASE PRAISE THIS MAN. He'll never admit it out loud but omg he just loves when you tell him how good he is and how good he makes you feel.

- would eat you for hours if you asked. Eat it like a pro fr ! Would be so classy about it ? Not messy at all just a perfect thong choreography ? Alastor "cunt eater" Moody fr

Heyy! I love love loved the mad eye fanfics you have written, they are soo in character for him! Please don’t ever stop writing these!!❤️

Omg thank you so much <33

I absolutely ADORE Moody, he's my beloved fr

With school and exams (nursing school eh) I sadly don't have time anymore! But I'll try my best to post soon

My requests are open ! Don't be shy to ask anything :))

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

hey! how are you? could you make a sfw alphabet for alastor moody? 🥹🥹🙏 (sorry if the English is bad or confusing, I'm using Google translator)

Thank you so much for asking me ! It really means the word to me <33

Disclaimer: I don't own hp and don't support jkr

Warnings: none

Infos: GN reader

Sorry for the bad english it's not my main language

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Alastor is definitely very affectionate with you. Even if he was shy about it at first and refrained himself from giving too much.

But he never shows this side of him in front of others.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

It's definitely nice to have Moody as a friend. He's a really great listener and will have your back at any time. With the tough life he had, he'll be able to give you meaningful advice.

Paranoid as he is, earning his trust to be called his friend or best friend is a real challenge but gives you the best reward.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Alastor is really a cuddler. Having you in his arms is a feeling that he can't describe. It makes him happy and feel strong. Feeling that you're perfectly protected right there with him. But no one knows, except you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Moody had a tough and stressful life. Since you entered his life, you have brought happiness and sweetness in it. All he can dreams of now if to keep you forever. He would really want to settle down with you in his house and just live a peaceful life.

Being that paranoiac, he's used to cooking for himself, and now he can make some really good dishes. But if you want anything sweet, you'll have to do it yourself. He really can't bake any cakes of any sort.

About cleaning, Moody really likes to have a clean and organized house. He's not a freak, but he prefers it. And his mom raised him well, so you'll split the chores fairly.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It'll be for your own safety. And he'll not let you a choice, even threatening to obliterate you. You needed to be safe, even if it broke both of your hearts. In front of you he'll keep a composed face. But later, alone in his house, he'll cry.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Just like settling down, now that he has you he'll really want to keep you. And the idea of you being his wife always warms his heart.

But he'll take a while to propose, even if he has a ring. Alastor would be really unsure about himself and would always ask himself why such a beautiful person like you would be with him. And your safety would also be a huge concern of him.

Eventually he'll manage to shut these thoughts down and just ask you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

With you, Alastor is always gentle. Even if he's always rough and tough with people, with you he's just the sweetest. He cares so much for you, how could he be anything else ?

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Alastor is your personal teddy bear and you love being wrapped in his arms. In his big bear embrace, you feel protected.

At first he'll be somewhat flustered after it as he didn't want you to think he was weak. But this stupidity didn't last long when you told him how much you liked it.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take some time for him to say it. Not because he didn't think it, but because he knew that once he'd told you that, he wouldn't be able to let you go. For him it's a serious thing to do.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Alastor can't help himself but being a jealous man. Being insecure about himself and thinking you deserve better, he can be easily jealous.

He'll never ask for you to stop talking to some people but if you two are early in the relationship, he have the bad habit of distancing himself from you. As your relationship grows, his self confidence did too and he'll just step between you and the person to make them understand that you're not free. (And maybe they were cursed...)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Alastor is so much of a great kisser. He doesn't do it often tho. You'll usually have to ask him for it, but he'll gladly oblige. A short but deep kiss is what he prefers.

Being significantly taller than you, he likes to kiss you on your forehead.

And even if he'll never say it out loud, he loves when you kiss him in his scars on his cheek. It makes him all fuzzy and blush when you do it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Moody always thinks that he's terrible with little kids and that they'll get scared by his scars. But when he lighten up, he's really good with them. Telling them stories about his auror's life, riding with them on his broom,... Kids love him.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with Alastor are full of sweetness. He'll just hug you tight, wanting to lie down in bed with you forever.

When you two finally get up, he'll be especially soft with you. Helping you to brush your hair, gently kissing you every time you're within reach...

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

The night are as sweet as the mornings but with some *passion* added. And after that, you two would snuggle in his bed until you both fall asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It will takes time for him to start revealing things about himself. Even when you're already dating, he'll might get reluctant to tell you anything.

You don't pressure him to do so and you usually work with what you've noticed. And he's thankful for that.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

With you, he's anything but patient. Even when you get reckless, he can't get mad at you.

People jokingly told you that he's unfair because he gets angry so easily with everyone else.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Being a great listener, he'll remember every little things you tell him. From which cup you drink you coffee in, to what's your favorite perfume or what's your favorite book.

When you notice that he uses this, your heart melt.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It wasn't a particularly special day. You two were invited to Molly's house to eat. When it was getting late, you slightly yawned and turned to him. You said that you were tired and that you should go home.

You used the word "home" to describe his house. You weren't officially living there, and Alastor hasn't had the guts to ask you. So hearing that just melted his heart. You were comfortable enough with him to call a place that wasn't yours, your home. Meaning you wanted to have a home with him...

It might sound silly, but to him, it was a precious moment.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

AHAH it's Mad Eye Moody. You couldn't be more protected by anyone. Your safety is his number one priority.

He taught you occlumency and how to properly duel in case he wasn't there.

He'll also prevent you from doing anything that might be dangerous, even if you assure him that you'll be safe. It leads to some petty fight between the two of you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Alastor always gives you the most thoughtful gifts. He somehow always knows what you'll love the most. He doesn't often offer you a big thing, keeping it for an anniversary or Christmas etc.

At first, he didn't do it because it flustered him to show you how much you meant to him. But now, on dates or just out of the blue, he's most likely to give you something small but really thoughtful. Like buying your favorite tea or a book that you've told him about.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

A bad habit of him would be how his paranoia and constant vigilance might hurt you sometimes. He can get stressed and might be too harsh with you or sometimes prevent you from doing normal life things without asking.

He really doesn't want to hurt you but can't help himself.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

While he's not concerned about his clothes or hair or anything like that, he knows what he looks like. Alastor finds himself ugly, even monstrous sometimes because of his scars. He's lived with it for years now, so his thoughts about it are less bad, but he'll never find himself handsome or anything.

Handsome is a term that you often use to describe him with such honesty that he really doesn't understand how you can ever think that. But you really do. He's your handsome man.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Since you entered his life, you'd take an important place in it. To the point that he couldn't imagine his life without you now.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Physical touch is perhaps his favorite love language. Keeping a hand on you back when you're with other people, massaging your shoulders whenever you're stressed about something, stroking your hairs when you lie down on his legs on the couch,... Being so touch starved for such a long time, he seems to always have a hand on you nowadays.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Alastor couldn't be with someone with a bad moral. Like someone who hurts people for fun or their own benefits. He just couldn't.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Alastor is an insomniac. Due to his mental health, his constant paranoias and his nightmares, he usually has terrible sleep. If he just can't sleep, he'll watch you until he finally falls asleep.

Sometimes his nightmares wake you up too. In these moments, he's filled with shame and anger for letting you see this part of him.

the kings as kids

Sunny: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s disgustin'.

Zebra, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Merle x Reader

Merle: I ain’t worth that

Me: To me you’re worth everything

Merle: You don’t know the shit I’ve done. You could do better than me. Easily

Me: But I want you

Merle turns to look at you, bewildered. How could someone as sweet as you want a man like him?

Merle: Why? I don’t understand

Me: You have a kind heart but you hide behind your vulgar jokes and snide remarks. It’s just a shield. You want to be able to open up but every time you have you’ve been hurt and now you reject the mere idea of it. But I want to show you I’m not going anywhere. That, actually, I love you

Merle: Don’t say that. Don’t give me hope

Me: You’re allowed to feel. Let me in. Let me love you

Merle: …what if you meet someone better?

Me: Better? How? You know…I wouldn’t even be thinking like that. Not anymore. Not after falling in love with you. It’s only you, Merle

Merle: …I’m scared

Me: I know. Me too

Siths/Imps on the gay clothing alignment chart

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