Never Let Being A Girl Stop You From Being A Boy

Istg if I'm starting to work out I'm calling it my "Sevika project"

Hello

The Request: Alastor Moody proposes to Y/N in front of the crowd after he's sure his feelings are the same.

و همه غیر منتظره و متعجب هستند لطفاً

خودتان چیزی به آن اضافه کنید متشکرم متاسفم برای انگلیسی بد این زبان مادری من نیست

That's such a good idea omgggg !

I've modified it just a little bit tho. I hope you'll like it !

Warnings : none

Infos : pure fluff, GN reader

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It was a beautiful Sunday. No cloud in the blue sky and a soft breeze who made the temperature ideal.

Like often, Molly invited the order to eat at The Burrow. And like always since the start of your relationship, you came with Alastor. Your relation was made public few months ago, since he wasn't afraid anymore. Although, he wasn't more demonstrative of his feelings for you. But he let you take his hand and give him a kiss here and there. And he always made sure that your glass and plate were full, a way for him to show how much he cared for you without loosing his reputation of tough guy, preferring keeping his romantic side for when you were both alone.

You didn't mind tho, you loved him, more than you ever loved anyone.

Everyone had finished their meal, and we're chatting before the dessert. The mood was good, everyone seemed happy. It's only when Moody get up and cleared his throat that everyone went silent. You looked at him, curious of what he'll do or say.

He looked at you, a slight blush on his cheeks, seeming a bit flustered.

"Y/N... Before you, I lived a lonely life, and that suited me just fine. But that was before I met you. Before I knew what love could do to me. How it had made me someone better, happier,..."

No one talked, and you just looked at him with wide eyes. His tone was more sentimental than ever.

"And I can't thank you enough for everything. Now I can't imagine a life without you... I know that I'm very far of the romantic dream but..."

He then processed to get down on one knee, his bad one. He got out a little box off his jacket and opened it for you, revealing a beautiful ring. When you saw it, you knew how much thought he had put to find it.

"Y/N would you give me the honor to marry me..?"

Alastor waited for your answer, his heart beating way too fast.

And then you started to cry and to jump in his arms.

"Oh yes Alastor! A hundred time yes !"

You kissed him deeply for long minutes until breaking apart to let him put the ring on your finger. Everyone was cheering you both.

You helped him get up and kissed him again. You've never imagined that he'll ask you to marry him today, nor in front of a crowd.

"I love you Alastor... So much"

"Me too dear. More than you can imagine."

He smiled softly. Everyone approached to congratulate you. They were genuinely happy for both of you.

You spend the rest of the day on cloud nine until you both go back home. You haven't let his hand out of yours all day and you never kissed him that much in so little hours.

In your bed, you are looking at the ring.

"It's perfect... Literally perfect..."

"You deserve it"

Alastor smiles and kiss your forehead. You smiled as you remembered his little speech.

"That was... The most romantic thing I've ever seen. I've never thought that you'll ever do something like that.."

He chuckled softly.

"I know that you'd love the gesture. So I made an effort. Because I love you..."

You kissed him for the hundredth time today. Your boyf- no, fiancé was so perfect for you. And now you two will be together for the rest of your life.

Your relation has been hard sometimes. But you loved each other, and this happiness was all it mattered

NSFW ALPHABET DOOKU (clone wars edition)

Hii !! Here's my NSFW alphabet for Dooku during the clone wars. I hope you'll like it. ( As you ask !! @gooseyhouse @laxiona )

!English isn't my main language! (It's french btw)

TW : sex (and i think that's all)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If you're their lover, Dooku is absolutely the best. He'll gently pet your hair, saying how good you were, how proud he is and reminds you that you seem perfect for him. And sometimes he'll call a droid to prepare a bath and will carry you to it.

"Oh my dove... You did so well tonight for me, I'm proud of you... My beautiful lover... How about a bath ? Yes I can go with you... Jasmin scented I suppose?"

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he mostly likes his hands. Agiles, wielding the force...

And what he likes in you is your mouth. Your smile have softened him. And it produce some of his favorites sounds...

But mostly you always have the right words to peace and destress him when war is too much.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

He is traditional. He loves to cum inside you, it feel likes he let a trace on you.

But I don't think he would have a breeding kink.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to have you sucking his coke behind his desk during boring calls. It helps him not to be too bored and annoyed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

1st : he's old.

2nd : he's charming and loveable.

Ikyk he have some experience. He knows what to do.

F = Favourite position (This goes without saying)

He likes to top you. To bend you over a desk or a bed and makes you scream. But he likes to have you on a cowgirl position to admire you as he want.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We're talking of Dooku. He's a smooth talker and like to make fun (with class) of his enemy. It's the same in bed.

But significantly softer, he didn't want to hurt you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think that he's nice groomed. We don't talk about Bruno but Dooku. He's chic everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I'm sure that he could be so sweet.

Makes love to you, with some soft touch, telling you how beautiful you are...

Yeah. It can be really intimate and romantic with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bitch do you really think that Dooku takes time for this ?

I don't think so.

But he can do it when he watch you masturbate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think that he likes to watch you touching yourself. Maybe for some people the pleasure would be limited, but for him it's everything he need.

He can take time to admire you and it is favorite.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes to make love to you on his desk, it makes his work pleasant.

But in his bed too, making the room warm.

Actually, when he can think about you when entering in a room...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The war can make him rough and bitter. So, when you arrive with your soft smile he forgot everything. You touch his cheek with you hand and he melt at your contact. And just there, he want to makes love to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing you. I think that he's a lil bit possessive and because of that he'll never let you have sex with someone else. You're his.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I think that Dooku prefer to receive. Sitting in his office with you under his desk is his preference. But when he feel particularly romantic or kind he'll go down on you.

And trust me, he won't let you go until you come twice or more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends of his mood. But it's always so sensual, he isn't rough with you.

Unless if you teased him or excited him too much, or if you're too bratty. But this roughness isn't to displease you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He don't like it. Even if it's in his office he'll take all the time that he needs to adore you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can take some risks to please you but always in a controlled environment. It's Dooku after all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a Jedi. Even if he's old, he always have the time to please you (thanks the force).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You do have some. In fact, you introduce the idea first and he immediately accept.

Watching you touching yourself, fill one empty hole,... There's a lot of use for them.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We're talking about Dooku. He's the master of teasing.

Prepare yourself to cry and beg ! But not too much, he loves you too much to really make you suffer.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I think that he's very silent for moaning. Always in a "self control" way. Buuuut if you're good enough you can take some sounds from him. And that'll be a total victory.

But in an other way, I think that he talk a lot during the act. To compliment you, to telling you how good you are,... He loves to talk to you. And you likes it too, his voice is so sexy.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

He really likes to spoil you.

Kinda in a "sugar daddy" way.

He'll buy you jewelry, dresses, heels,... Always luxury pierces.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

I think that he's in the middle. Maybe longer than larger idk.

(A dick is a dick)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest. He's not a teenager anymore. Before you he has the habit to see a prostitute every few months when he feelt like it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that he doesn't have the best sleep in the galaxy. Mostly because of the stress caused by the war and the constant threatens from Sidious.

But your presence helps him. Even if he doesn't sleep, it calm his mind. Thinking of you is so much better than thinking of the multiple battles in progress.

How do you think Mad Eye would react to you being drunk and flirty and touchy with him?

Oooh that's a very good one ! Thanks for the asking!

Infos : gn reader

TW: obvious mention of alcohol/alcohol effets

- You two were probably at a little gathering/party at Square Grimmaurd with some members of the order. It was something totally informal just to release some stress caused by the war. At first, Alastor didn't wanted to come, but you and Tonks asked. And he really couldn't say no to the both of you.

- You decided to drink because... Why not ?? This wasn't a common occurrence and it seems the best idea to have fun.

- After a few beers with Tonks you started to feel a bit dizzy but you were fine. That's when Sirius came with this bottle. You can't remember exactly what is was, but it was good, and strong. VERY strong.

- Two hours later you approached Moody who was sitting alone in a corner, looking at everyone having fun with a visibly annoyed face. Your smile and your shaky steps gave him all the information he needed: You were drunk.

- He didn't like it. In that state, you were vulnerable. What if something happened, or if someone wanted to take advantage of you ??

- You asked him how he was doing and why he was all alone. Precisely, you asked "Why an handsome man like you doesn't have company?". It made him blush a bit. Flustered he tried to dismiss you. But as you put a hand on his arm and gave him a flirty look while pleading to stay with him, all his intentions of pushing you away were ruined.

- Is it the surprise being touched, or because it's by you, but he didn't immediately hex you to make you stop. He didn't do it either when so started to drunkly flirt with him. And just scowled to ask if it was some kind of joke.

"A joke ? Nah I just want the most handsome auror for myself!"

- You giggled and smiled. And that's when you decided to sit on his lap, too drunk to think correctly.

"I really want you, Alastor... Am I not pretty enough?"

"It's not the question. You shouldn't be here with me. Go have fun instead of staying with an old war dog like me." He pretended to be mad, only to secretly love this attention.

"But I want to be with you..."

You snuggled your face in the crook of his neck, so you couldn't see his face becoming red. He started to stroke your hairs softly.

"Oh sweetheart... You'll be the dead of me, you know that ?"

- He stayed with you for a moment, before he realized that you felt asleep. With a spell, he made you levitate and brings you to your room, tucking you in. With a last touch of your cheek, he left you to have a good night sleep.

i think it's good to remember sometimes that at their core they're all fucking idiots

Me (a trans gay man, socioanarchist) whenever I see the most misogynistic authoritarian character: Yeah i want this one

Men's tits: 😳💞☺️👀💘😏

Men's tits (hairy): 👁️👁️💘😳💗😍👀🥵💞🥺

You have no power here.

I'm going to pass out

Dont think y'all understand how /srs I was about making old lady yuri because they looked at each other ONE time