I Watched The Sea Beast For The Plot I Swear

24 yo highschooler with a crush

Imagine someone entering the room when you and Alastor Moody are making out

!! I don't own Harry Potter universe, so all credits to jkr (and fuck that terf) !!

Infos : GN reader, T rated, implicit mention of sex

My request are open!

You two were in Alastor's room at Grimmauld Place. It was the middle of the afternoon when you decided that Alastor was really good looking when reading besides you on the bed. You climbed on his thighs and put down his book.

"You look so handsome when you read..."

When you smiled and lean for a kiss, he answered with pleasure but still with a little chuckle.

"You could've let me finish my page love"

Needing to touch him, you putted a hand on his chest.

"I was too impatient for that."

You pulled him into another kiss, more intense this time. Now definitely turned on, he puts his hands on your hips to bring you closer. He was always greedy of the heat of your skin against his. You stopped the kiss only to take off your shirt. The second it was off, his hands were all over you, drowning in your soft skin. When he stopped to kiss you he immediately made up by biting and kiss your neck instead. Being sensitive here, you let out a little moan as you pressed your hips against his, in need.

During these types of make out, moody was so much focus on you that he sometimes forgot there were other people in the world. Or in the house. Who could've entered any time because he didn't had locked the room.

And that's what happened. Molly entered happily to bring your cleaned and folded laundry and let out a scream seeing you half naked and moaning on Alastor's thighs.

He immediately puts his hands around you as a way to hide you a little.

"By Merlin Molly please knock!"

"I'm-I'm sorry ! I just wanted to....!"

"I don't care ! Do do it in another room !"

Too flustered to say anything more, and maybe scared by Alastor's screams, she closed the door and ran away.

You were definitely embarrassed by the situation but you still laughed a bit.

"I don't know what traumatized Molly the most. Us, or you."

"It is not funny she could've seen..."

"But she didn't."

Seeing his worried face, you gently kissed him while stroking his hairs.

"I'm sorry, it was my fault. Next time that I'll find you that handsome, I'll immediately close the door."

As these words, you won a chuckle from him. Alastor buried his face in your neck and you heard the door locking herself, certainly by a wandless spell of your lover. He kissed your neck, resuming where he stopped few minutes ago.

Guess he wasn't that mad. Or that you really had him wrapped around your finger.

In both case, you enjoyed Alastor's hands and mouth all over your body.

If Thrawn and Tarkin would have interacted more do you think they would've liked one another or do you think they would've started getting weird about it. Do you think they would've started playing homoerotic cat and mouse games we can't even conceptualize. Do you think- [I am forcibly dragged off stage]

Mandatory arcane s2 theory bingo just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

reblog and put in the tags something you love in fiction but hate in real life

hey! how are you? could you make a sfw alphabet for alastor moody? 🥹🥹🙏 (sorry if the English is bad or confusing, I'm using Google translator)

Thank you so much for asking me ! It really means the word to me <33

Disclaimer: I don't own hp and don't support jkr

Warnings: none

Infos: GN reader

Sorry for the bad english it's not my main language

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Alastor is definitely very affectionate with you. Even if he was shy about it at first and refrained himself from giving too much.

But he never shows this side of him in front of others.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

It's definitely nice to have Moody as a friend. He's a really great listener and will have your back at any time. With the tough life he had, he'll be able to give you meaningful advice.

Paranoid as he is, earning his trust to be called his friend or best friend is a real challenge but gives you the best reward.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Alastor is really a cuddler. Having you in his arms is a feeling that he can't describe. It makes him happy and feel strong. Feeling that you're perfectly protected right there with him. But no one knows, except you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Moody had a tough and stressful life. Since you entered his life, you have brought happiness and sweetness in it. All he can dreams of now if to keep you forever. He would really want to settle down with you in his house and just live a peaceful life.

Being that paranoiac, he's used to cooking for himself, and now he can make some really good dishes. But if you want anything sweet, you'll have to do it yourself. He really can't bake any cakes of any sort.

About cleaning, Moody really likes to have a clean and organized house. He's not a freak, but he prefers it. And his mom raised him well, so you'll split the chores fairly.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It'll be for your own safety. And he'll not let you a choice, even threatening to obliterate you. You needed to be safe, even if it broke both of your hearts. In front of you he'll keep a composed face. But later, alone in his house, he'll cry.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Just like settling down, now that he has you he'll really want to keep you. And the idea of you being his wife always warms his heart.

But he'll take a while to propose, even if he has a ring. Alastor would be really unsure about himself and would always ask himself why such a beautiful person like you would be with him. And your safety would also be a huge concern of him.

Eventually he'll manage to shut these thoughts down and just ask you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

With you, Alastor is always gentle. Even if he's always rough and tough with people, with you he's just the sweetest. He cares so much for you, how could he be anything else ?

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Alastor is your personal teddy bear and you love being wrapped in his arms. In his big bear embrace, you feel protected.

At first he'll be somewhat flustered after it as he didn't want you to think he was weak. But this stupidity didn't last long when you told him how much you liked it.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take some time for him to say it. Not because he didn't think it, but because he knew that once he'd told you that, he wouldn't be able to let you go. For him it's a serious thing to do.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Alastor can't help himself but being a jealous man. Being insecure about himself and thinking you deserve better, he can be easily jealous.

He'll never ask for you to stop talking to some people but if you two are early in the relationship, he have the bad habit of distancing himself from you. As your relationship grows, his self confidence did too and he'll just step between you and the person to make them understand that you're not free. (And maybe they were cursed...)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Alastor is so much of a great kisser. He doesn't do it often tho. You'll usually have to ask him for it, but he'll gladly oblige. A short but deep kiss is what he prefers.

Being significantly taller than you, he likes to kiss you on your forehead.

And even if he'll never say it out loud, he loves when you kiss him in his scars on his cheek. It makes him all fuzzy and blush when you do it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Moody always thinks that he's terrible with little kids and that they'll get scared by his scars. But when he lighten up, he's really good with them. Telling them stories about his auror's life, riding with them on his broom,... Kids love him.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with Alastor are full of sweetness. He'll just hug you tight, wanting to lie down in bed with you forever.

When you two finally get up, he'll be especially soft with you. Helping you to brush your hair, gently kissing you every time you're within reach...

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

The night are as sweet as the mornings but with some *passion* added. And after that, you two would snuggle in his bed until you both fall asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It will takes time for him to start revealing things about himself. Even when you're already dating, he'll might get reluctant to tell you anything.

You don't pressure him to do so and you usually work with what you've noticed. And he's thankful for that.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

With you, he's anything but patient. Even when you get reckless, he can't get mad at you.

People jokingly told you that he's unfair because he gets angry so easily with everyone else.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Being a great listener, he'll remember every little things you tell him. From which cup you drink you coffee in, to what's your favorite perfume or what's your favorite book.

When you notice that he uses this, your heart melt.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It wasn't a particularly special day. You two were invited to Molly's house to eat. When it was getting late, you slightly yawned and turned to him. You said that you were tired and that you should go home.

You used the word "home" to describe his house. You weren't officially living there, and Alastor hasn't had the guts to ask you. So hearing that just melted his heart. You were comfortable enough with him to call a place that wasn't yours, your home. Meaning you wanted to have a home with him...

It might sound silly, but to him, it was a precious moment.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

AHAH it's Mad Eye Moody. You couldn't be more protected by anyone. Your safety is his number one priority.

He taught you occlumency and how to properly duel in case he wasn't there.

He'll also prevent you from doing anything that might be dangerous, even if you assure him that you'll be safe. It leads to some petty fight between the two of you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Alastor always gives you the most thoughtful gifts. He somehow always knows what you'll love the most. He doesn't often offer you a big thing, keeping it for an anniversary or Christmas etc.

At first, he didn't do it because it flustered him to show you how much you meant to him. But now, on dates or just out of the blue, he's most likely to give you something small but really thoughtful. Like buying your favorite tea or a book that you've told him about.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

A bad habit of him would be how his paranoia and constant vigilance might hurt you sometimes. He can get stressed and might be too harsh with you or sometimes prevent you from doing normal life things without asking.

He really doesn't want to hurt you but can't help himself.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

While he's not concerned about his clothes or hair or anything like that, he knows what he looks like. Alastor finds himself ugly, even monstrous sometimes because of his scars. He's lived with it for years now, so his thoughts about it are less bad, but he'll never find himself handsome or anything.

Handsome is a term that you often use to describe him with such honesty that he really doesn't understand how you can ever think that. But you really do. He's your handsome man.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Since you entered his life, you'd take an important place in it. To the point that he couldn't imagine his life without you now.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Physical touch is perhaps his favorite love language. Keeping a hand on you back when you're with other people, massaging your shoulders whenever you're stressed about something, stroking your hairs when you lie down on his legs on the couch,... Being so touch starved for such a long time, he seems to always have a hand on you nowadays.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Alastor couldn't be with someone with a bad moral. Like someone who hurts people for fun or their own benefits. He just couldn't.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Alastor is an insomniac. Due to his mental health, his constant paranoias and his nightmares, he usually has terrible sleep. If he just can't sleep, he'll watch you until he finally falls asleep.

Sometimes his nightmares wake you up too. In these moments, he's filled with shame and anger for letting you see this part of him.

I don't know any of my mutual's faces (and don't want/ask to). I just just know you all are pretty <333

Siths/Imps on the gay clothing alignment chart

If you guys know where the blank version is, let me know - I can’t find the post I saved it from (;_; ) 

Mace Windu x Jedi reader NSFW ALPHABET

Warnings : sex= minor denied !

Infos : GN reader

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Mace isn't really good in aftercare. It's mainly related with the fact that he's not good at giving affection.

But if you snuggle up in his arms after a very intense night, he'll let you stay like that and he'll maybe stroke your hairs.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I hc Mace as a "chest" man. Either a muscular torso, or boobs, it's his favorite body part. He can see it behind your robes and love to undress you to see it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

Usually in you. He don't like making a mess or risking to stain his robes. But if you two are in the privacy of a room where you can fully undress, he'll definitely come on your chest.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His number one fantasm would be to do it in his council chair. But sadly it's impossible so he'll buy a replica to install in your room.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I think Mace is experienced, more in number than in practices. Fast sex in dirty hotel room between two mission was barely all he new before you. And that, it was before the war.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Mace is a big fan of Doggystyle. If you have hair he'll pull them during. But if you don't, a hand around your neck will do the deal.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Are you really asking? It's Mace Windu. Mister serious in person. He rarely smile, even less laugh. So he's as serious during sex.

Buuuut the man is a tease. He'll playfully tease you if he's in the mood. But it'll still be somewhat serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Mace like to be shaved everywhere. He finds it "more convenient".

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

At first, he's not at all. Sex is the summum of the intimacy that he can manage to have with you, regarding his duties as a Jedi. But as the month pass he'll grow softer in front of you. He'll be more inclined to taking you in his arms, smiling to you,...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He used to did it to relieve his stress. But now he has you and he prefers to wait to have you in person.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

[Power dynamics/bondage/orgasm denial & control]

He really like to be in control. He'll tied you and will control every seconds until the moment when you cum. Especially when you cum.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Usually you don't have much choices. A closet, an empty training or meditation room will do the thing. Or an hotel room when you both have time. Different every time for more safety.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you read in the jedi library, seeing meditate or training your katas. Everything that made you the excellent jedi that you are makes him horny.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Even if he like being rough, he'll never be cruel. The war is cruel, the sith are cruel. He's not like that and don't wants to hurt you. You're the softest thing in his life after all.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He thought that he preferred receiving, but discovered that he loved seeing you squirm and moan. So I think he likes both equally now.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When you don't have time, he'll be fast and rough. You both like it.

But when you have time, he'll still be rough, bit definitely slower to appreciate every centimeters of you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

You usually don't have much choice, so you two often do it in a furniture closet or an empty training room. It's good, it helps you to relax, and you both like it very much.

Quickies are ideal during war time, especially between two meetings.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

At first, Mace doesn't liked to experiment. Preferring to stay in his confort zone.

But as you proposed more and more ideas, he started to accept them, but it took time.

The only things off limits are if other people can see it. That's a no no, he'll never want to

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a master Jedi, and you're a jedi. Obviously you have a great stamina and used it a lot. He can go multiple for hours if you both have the time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No toys (it's hard to have some and to hide them) but some strings, handcuffs, etc... He'll play with what he already have.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

This man will make you beg. His favorite thing is to stay still inside of you until your begging convince him to move.

Such a bastard. (You love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Mace is very VERY quiet. No moan, practically no grunts, practically nothing. It was strange for you at first, thinking he didn't liked it. Because on the other hand, he's VERY verbal to tell you how good you are for him.

But one day you deapthroated him totally (not an easy task), and you heard him making the most erotic moan that you've ever heard.

After that you've told him how much you liked it and since he tries to be a bit more loud for you.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

After discovering what's shibari, he became a huge fan of it. He'll tie you up in complex strings pattern and fuck you for hours.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

Big dick energy. I know it, you knows it, everyone knows.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mace have a lot of self restraining. But at the second where you're both alone, be prepared of him grabbing your hips to push you into the first surface area and fuck you merciless.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll always wait for you to fall asleep. Sometimes he'll work on his datapad if you're not tired.

You think it's cute.