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NSFW ALPHABET DOOKU (clone wars edition)

Hii !! Here's my NSFW alphabet for Dooku during the clone wars. I hope you'll like it. ( As you ask !! @gooseyhouse @laxiona )

!English isn't my main language! (It's french btw)

TW : sex (and i think that's all)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

If you're their lover, Dooku is absolutely the best. He'll gently pet your hair, saying how good you were, how proud he is and reminds you that you seem perfect for him. And sometimes he'll call a droid to prepare a bath and will carry you to it.

"Oh my dove... You did so well tonight for me, I'm proud of you... My beautiful lover... How about a bath ? Yes I can go with you... Jasmin scented I suppose?"

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think he mostly likes his hands. Agiles, wielding the force...

And what he likes in you is your mouth. Your smile have softened him. And it produce some of his favorites sounds...

But mostly you always have the right words to peace and destress him when war is too much.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically).

He is traditional. He loves to cum inside you, it feel likes he let a trace on you.

But I don't think he would have a breeding kink.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to have you sucking his coke behind his desk during boring calls. It helps him not to be too bored and annoyed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

1st : he's old.

2nd : he's charming and loveable.

Ikyk he have some experience. He knows what to do.

F = Favourite position (This goes without saying)

He likes to top you. To bend you over a desk or a bed and makes you scream. But he likes to have you on a cowgirl position to admire you as he want.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

We're talking of Dooku. He's a smooth talker and like to make fun (with class) of his enemy. It's the same in bed.

But significantly softer, he didn't want to hurt you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think that he's nice groomed. We don't talk about Bruno but Dooku. He's chic everywhere.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

I'm sure that he could be so sweet.

Makes love to you, with some soft touch, telling you how beautiful you are...

Yeah. It can be really intimate and romantic with him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Bitch do you really think that Dooku takes time for this ?

I don't think so.

But he can do it when he watch you masturbate.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I think that he likes to watch you touching yourself. Maybe for some people the pleasure would be limited, but for him it's everything he need.

He can take time to admire you and it is favorite.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes to make love to you on his desk, it makes his work pleasant.

But in his bed too, making the room warm.

Actually, when he can think about you when entering in a room...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

The war can make him rough and bitter. So, when you arrive with your soft smile he forgot everything. You touch his cheek with you hand and he melt at your contact. And just there, he want to makes love to you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Sharing you. I think that he's a lil bit possessive and because of that he'll never let you have sex with someone else. You're his.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I think that Dooku prefer to receive. Sitting in his office with you under his desk is his preference. But when he feel particularly romantic or kind he'll go down on you.

And trust me, he won't let you go until you come twice or more.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends of his mood. But it's always so sensual, he isn't rough with you.

Unless if you teased him or excited him too much, or if you're too bratty. But this roughness isn't to displease you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He don't like it. Even if it's in his office he'll take all the time that he needs to adore you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He can take some risks to please you but always in a controlled environment. It's Dooku after all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a Jedi. Even if he's old, he always have the time to please you (thanks the force).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You do have some. In fact, you introduce the idea first and he immediately accept.

Watching you touching yourself, fill one empty hole,... There's a lot of use for them.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We're talking about Dooku. He's the master of teasing.

Prepare yourself to cry and beg ! But not too much, he loves you too much to really make you suffer.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

I think that he's very silent for moaning. Always in a "self control" way. Buuuut if you're good enough you can take some sounds from him. And that'll be a total victory.

But in an other way, I think that he talk a lot during the act. To compliment you, to telling you how good you are,... He loves to talk to you. And you likes it too, his voice is so sexy.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

He really likes to spoil you.

Kinda in a "sugar daddy" way.

He'll buy you jewelry, dresses, heels,... Always luxury pierces.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants

I think that he's in the middle. Maybe longer than larger idk.

(A dick is a dick)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not that high to be honest. He's not a teenager anymore. Before you he has the habit to see a prostitute every few months when he feelt like it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I think that he doesn't have the best sleep in the galaxy. Mostly because of the stress caused by the war and the constant threatens from Sidious.

But your presence helps him. Even if he doesn't sleep, it calm his mind. Thinking of you is so much better than thinking of the multiple battles in progress.

Daryl Dixon & his hands

she's my wife, for real

Salo out here playing checkers while Ambessa came straight from Game of Thrones LOL

she does look good in Lannister colors…

Hello

The Request: Alastor Moody proposes to Y/N in front of the crowd after he's sure his feelings are the same.

و همه غیر منتظره و متعجب هستند لطفاً

خودتان چیزی به آن اضافه کنید متشکرم متاسفم برای انگلیسی بد این زبان مادری من نیست

That's such a good idea omgggg !

I've modified it just a little bit tho. I hope you'll like it !

Warnings : none

Infos : pure fluff, GN reader

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It was a beautiful Sunday. No cloud in the blue sky and a soft breeze who made the temperature ideal.

Like often, Molly invited the order to eat at The Burrow. And like always since the start of your relationship, you came with Alastor. Your relation was made public few months ago, since he wasn't afraid anymore. Although, he wasn't more demonstrative of his feelings for you. But he let you take his hand and give him a kiss here and there. And he always made sure that your glass and plate were full, a way for him to show how much he cared for you without loosing his reputation of tough guy, preferring keeping his romantic side for when you were both alone.

You didn't mind tho, you loved him, more than you ever loved anyone.

Everyone had finished their meal, and we're chatting before the dessert. The mood was good, everyone seemed happy. It's only when Moody get up and cleared his throat that everyone went silent. You looked at him, curious of what he'll do or say.

He looked at you, a slight blush on his cheeks, seeming a bit flustered.

"Y/N... Before you, I lived a lonely life, and that suited me just fine. But that was before I met you. Before I knew what love could do to me. How it had made me someone better, happier,..."

No one talked, and you just looked at him with wide eyes. His tone was more sentimental than ever.

"And I can't thank you enough for everything. Now I can't imagine a life without you... I know that I'm very far of the romantic dream but..."

He then processed to get down on one knee, his bad one. He got out a little box off his jacket and opened it for you, revealing a beautiful ring. When you saw it, you knew how much thought he had put to find it.

"Y/N would you give me the honor to marry me..?"

Alastor waited for your answer, his heart beating way too fast.

And then you started to cry and to jump in his arms.

"Oh yes Alastor! A hundred time yes !"

You kissed him deeply for long minutes until breaking apart to let him put the ring on your finger. Everyone was cheering you both.

You helped him get up and kissed him again. You've never imagined that he'll ask you to marry him today, nor in front of a crowd.

"I love you Alastor... So much"

"Me too dear. More than you can imagine."

He smiled softly. Everyone approached to congratulate you. They were genuinely happy for both of you.

You spend the rest of the day on cloud nine until you both go back home. You haven't let his hand out of yours all day and you never kissed him that much in so little hours.

In your bed, you are looking at the ring.

"It's perfect... Literally perfect..."

"You deserve it"

Alastor smiles and kiss your forehead. You smiled as you remembered his little speech.

"That was... The most romantic thing I've ever seen. I've never thought that you'll ever do something like that.."

He chuckled softly.

"I know that you'd love the gesture. So I made an effort. Because I love you..."

You kissed him for the hundredth time today. Your boyf- no, fiancé was so perfect for you. And now you two will be together for the rest of your life.

Your relation has been hard sometimes. But you loved each other, and this happiness was all it mattered

Merle would just throw the orange at you tbh

TWD men and “the orange peel theory”:

Explanation: The theory tests a partner's ability to pick up on unspoken signals. It's an example of "acts of service", a popular love language.

Prompt: You hand them an orange and ask, “can you peel this for me?”

Daryl Dixon

He looks at the orange and then back up at you.

“Sure.” He grumbles, taking the orange. He peels it meticulously but quickly, leaving it whole and hands it back to you.

“Thanks.” You say, reaching to take it.

“Wait, did you want it in segments?” He pulls his hand back slightly, looking between it and you.

“It’s fine like that.” You reach again but he turns away.

He starts breaking it in segments and puts the pieces on a folded out napkin. He wraps it up and hands the napkin ball to you.

“Thank you, you didn’t have to do that.”

He just shrugs.

Rick Grimes

He opens his mouth to speak and closes it again, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. He looks down at the orange, tilts his head briefly and says, “all right.”

He peels it, breaking off a segment and popping it into his mouth. When you frown and start to protest he just winks at you and hands you the orange.

“You owe me an orange segment.” You argue, frowning at him.

He nods at you, smiling. “Noted.”

Negan Smith

“You need my help? Can’t you do that yourself?” He teases, scrutinising you.

You stand there with the orange outstretched. “I mean, yeah.” You mumble, taking the orange back. You press a thumb in to peel it and he snatches it from you.

“Well, don’t get all sad. I’ll do it. But you owe me.” He looks up at you mid-peel and winks.

“For peeling an orange?” You question, watching his hands work.

“I’m just teasing. But don’t expect this princess treatment all the time or the others’ll get jealous.” He teases and hands the orange back to you, binning the peels.

Merle Dixon

He chuckles at you. “Need help peeling an orange?”

“I just…want you to peel it for me. Please.” You hold out the orange for him.

“Why? Can’t you do it?” He leans forward on the bed, elbows on knees.

“‘Course I can. I just…I was just hoping.” Your hand drops slightly.

He lifts up his knife hand. “I only got one hand. How do you expect me to do it?” He chuckles again and you press your thumb in to start peeling it yourself.

“True. Never mind.” You’d walk away disappointed, peeling away the skin.

I don't know any of my mutual's faces (and don't want/ask to). I just just know you all are pretty <333

Just for fun, I just thought a poster like this should appear:

Would I fuck with these members of the Jedi council, yes or no ?

I am chaos (an ovulating 'woman')

Might be persuaded to give reasons why

Obi-Wan Kenobi : YES

Mace Windu : YES

Anakin Skywalker : Yes

Yoda : No

Plo Koon : YES

Kit Fisto : YES

Ki Adi Mundi : NO

Agen Kolar : No

Eeth Koth : No

Depa Billaba: No

Even Piell : NO

Shaak Ti : YES

Adi Gallia : No

Saesee Tiin : Yes

Bela Kiwiiks : YES

Jocasta Nu : Yes

Yaddle : No

Sifo Dyas : Yes

Coleman Trebor : Yes

Coleman kcaj : No

Yarael Poof : No

Oppo Rancisis : No

Star Wars x 30 Rock ("Secrets and Lies" S02E08)

TARKIN uses DEFLECT. IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE. Celebrating the recent (and most possible) canon from A Certain Point of View that Tarkin is. indeed. bisexual.

Get rekt, Krennic. *Air horn*