Excerpts For A 1920's Newspaper During The Spanish Flu

The pickup line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven” is actually informing somebody that you think they may be Satan.

Am I uglier with glasses, or am I uglier because I can actually see myself with glasses?

I’d like to see a few different successful directors simultaneously direct their own versions of the same script, just to see how differently each film would turn out.

I can see this happening

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkfM-UK5BgM)

Don’t blink.

Manchmal ist das Leben einfach zu groß, um es selber tragen zu können.

m00sician (via sommern-chte)

Aphaneramma, a marine temnospondyl amphibian with a cute crocodile face