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I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

imagine you and your f/o baking sweets together! laughter fills the air as flour is everywhere, while there is the dulcet scent of treats wafting throughout the kitchen . . . 🧁🍰

Certified creature

best butch ever

you're homosexual

That was the low battery notification

you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died

DONTCHU EVVVVER POST AGAIN BRO/j 😭🙏

There is canonically a universe where rick, jerry and morty have a loving gay dd/lg bdsm throuple relationship.

reblog to have a dream about your f/o tonight!

it'll be whatever kind of dream you want! cute, violent, toxic, fluffy, et cetera!

SUDDJDIJDJSSJSJSSAAASSJJSSSHSSASUDJDFUFUUCUFCUUFUFFIIDDS- AMAZING 10/10 JOYOUS DUJSSUJCUCUDJDXJUDUDUFF IM HITTING MY HEAD AGAINSY A WALL RN USUSUSHSDHDUDYDYDYYFYF AAAAAAA

can you draw the revs? preferably with a squishy dad bod pls

i think i might know who this is from...

but what the hell, sure.