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rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

AO3 IS DOWN NOOOOOOOO (<- person who knew it would happen cuz the site issued a warning a full day beforehand)

she moral on my orel til i go to her study

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[Image ID: A painting of two young white male angels with curly shoulder length dark hair. They're shown from the sternum up. Both have faint golden halos. White text overtop of the painting reads: "Don't let them fool you. Masculinity isn't the absence of everything gentle." /.End ID]

(detail from the San Barnaba Altarpiece (c. 1488) by Sandro Botticelli)

different reaction, same solution

I knew it!!!! Priest, Puppy… they both begin with p. Clear correlation!!! This is what the government is trying to hide from us!!!/hj

Just discovered in the catechism: if your priest says "why are you talking to me like that im not a dog" thats actually code for "please break me and turn me into a good puppy"

Googly eyed mother fucker

C’mon, be serious