Well well well
1. Val is an emotion WRECK like one of those people who cries about everything. He angry cries and happy cries and sad cries and cries for no reason
2. He definitely knows flower language and he uses it with bouquets and gifts for Spelldon but spells doesn’t know it and doesn’t even think about it so he’s just like “oh thanks Kier 😄” and never knows the secret message behind them
3. Valentine gets cold super really easy but Spelldon (being a grandson of Helios and all) is always warm so he just clings to him whenever they’re together. ESPECIALLY since Kieran can’t go into the actual sun
4. He CANNOT swim for the life of him
5. He can’t stay focused on one thing for long so he’s one of those people who talks with his hands and walks around while on the phone (which I think he does in WDGFIL but I haven’t seen it for a while). His leg is AGGRESSIVELY bouncing when he sits down unless he really tries not to. He always feels like he needs to be productive or needs to be DOING something and can’t just relax
6. He’s super impulsive and doesn’t really think things through when he does them.
7. he’s RIDICULOUSLY smart but he’s also REALLY DUMB. Like he is so good at ready people and conversation and people skills in general, and he loves biology (in canon) and the sciences and history and stuff, but he’s just completely clueless about life and small things in day to day life (he’s definitely killed a few house plants because he forgot they needed water)
8. He talks really fast
9. Since he doesn’t have to sleep he’s up all night just wandering or cooking
9a. I feel like he’d be really good at cooking but he cannot bake to save his life
10. He hates bugs and they freak him out. Every single one no exceptions. He physically jumps and scrambles away whenever he sees one. Spelldon thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
11. He counts in primitive Irish. It’s a thing that multilingual people count in their native language because it’s one of the first things you learn when you learn to talk.
don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again
I’m sorry I just think it’s super funny how Kieran has like spy kids sunglasses where on earth did he get them
I feel like Mrs. Goblin would have the same energy as Persephone from Hadestown and I love it
spelldon sitting under a tree, valentine hanging upside down from a branch
I’m just now realizing that Spelldon’s last name probably has an Italian ending (ello) because Aeaea (Circe’s island) is sometimes thought to be off of the Italian coast
When you get too English teacher-y and almost write symbolism of Kieran Valentine being a blade of grass
Penelope teaching Spelldon how to fight so he stops getting his butt handed to him sparring with Kieran “dozen-time-war-veteran” Valentine
“Killing must feel good to God too. He does it all the time. Did God feel good about that? He felt powerful.” — Hannibal
Is such a Kieran Valentine quote ugggh
Like yeah, he didn’t enjoy hurting people and never did even though he did it for over 1000 years. But it felt good to be as powerful as he was, and he mourned the loss of that power when he was stripped of it
(Sigh-v)novelist and fanfic authorYes this is like entirely Kieran Valentine
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