It’s So Funny That The Writers Of The Rocky Movies Named Drago, “Ivan The Terrible”

Since casta seems to be the competent cauldronello sibling in the movie I really want to see them call back to her stage name from g1

Like if after her fight with deuce and Heath they tell clawdeen like “oh while you’re looking around be careful for the witch girl; casta’s fierce” or something like that

When your friend messages you about Monster High as you’re writing a Kieran Valentine fanfic

If Albus Severus gets bullied by James Sirius or any of his cousins, its his fault. I can’t even feel bad for him at that point because how the fuck are you the son of Harry “broke out of Gringotts on a dragon and defeated Voldemort” Potter and Ginny “bat bogey hex” Weasley, nephew of Hermjone “set a professor on fire in her first year” Granger, nephew of Hogwarts twin terrors Fred and George Weasley, AND grandson of James “Marauders map and animagus” Potter and you still can’t defend yourself?

i dont want to be masculine in the way a girl is masculine i want to be feminine in the way a boy is feminine.

Okay but Valentine (Ellis) uses his fake persona and accent to infiltrate monster high and opalesce rats him out because she’s actually southern and he’s just so bad at the accent that she can’t ignore it

According to Zeno Robinson, Hunter would avoid hugs because he knows that as soon as he gets wrapped into one, he’s going to find it so comfortable that he’ll just. Relax and immediately conk out. Just start snoozing, and that’s why Hunter tries to stay away from hugs;

Make of this information as you will.

how do you think Valentine and Helio’s first meeting will go? :>

Valentine would be TERRIFIED. He would go all out to prepare and would spend hours planning his outfit (and a back-up outfit), he’d make his best recipes, and would do everything he possibly could to make a perfect impression.

They would meet right after sunset, right when Helios gets off-duty so that they can talk for as long as possible before he needs to leave again.

Helios would gab and go on and on about Spelldon growing up (he’d definitely be the kind of person to show off baby pictures). He’d tell story after story and Kieran is just sitting there stiffly, hands folded in his lap, smiling awkwardly while he listens.

By the time sunrise comes around, Valentine would have said a total of 10 words, and Helios would love him.

Spelldon and Kieran having children galatea style, where they make the kids out of clay or like dirt (because neither one of them is good enough at sculpting for marble) in the backyard and Aphrodite is just like “oh my god them again” and makes it come to life

i was all set to draw silly goof comics but then uhhhh,

When you’re looking for an open space in your note pad and find:

“…like a wicked form of Eros, not because Kieran was evil, but because in spite of all of Spelldon’s yearning, he would never be Psyche.”

Like???

(The general context is from a [probably] scrapped fanfic idea, when Pegasus is behind Kieran so it looks like he has wings)