The Noble And Most Ancient House Of Black

Random Bridgerton headcannons

Francesca was about 70% sure that pen was Whistledown. She really looked up to her as a kid because she noticed how observant and witty she actually was, and so she wanted to be like her when she grew up

For lady Danbury’s 90th birthday present Hyacinth attempted to write her own version of “Miss Butterworth and the mad Baron” …it was terrible, but Lady Danbury retains that it is her all time favourite book

After Eloise the best shots are Michael, Kate and Simon as they all had experience on what they proudly call ‘REAL hunts’ when in India.

After that it’s Phillip then surprisingly Sophie (Eloise taught her) she says it’s because she has steady hands after so many years of work

When hyacinth was pregnant for the first time Gareth reached out to both Phillip and Simon to ask for advice on how to not be like you father

Kate favourite Bridgerton in-law is Lucy. She loves all of them, she really does, but there is just something about Lucy that she feels so fond of.

Hyacinth called Anthony dad when she was really young and he cried for two days. He still gets teary when he thinks about it now.

When Eloise and Penelope were about 5 months pregnant they both got really emotional about missing each other and so polin went to stay at Romney hall for a month.

Colin claims that it was the most stressful month of his life. NOTHING is scarier or more irritable than a pregnant Eloise. And as it turns out his wife does NOT take his side when he eats the last of the Jam Francesca sent from Scotland that Eloise had been craving.

When they were younger violet walked in on Daphne washing Eloise’s hair with orange juice because Benedict told her it would make her hair the same colour as Penelope’s and she wanted to make pen feel better about her hair

Phillip is flirted with constantly at balls but the man is so socially in-adept that he doesn’t notice. Eloise however does notice.

Hyacinth casually mentioned the whole breaking and entering while trying to steal very expensive jewels from a baron during afternoon tea and Anthony grips he teacup so hard it shatters (he swears that is the closest he has ever come to a heart attack) violet was honestly unfazed

When Edmund was a toddler he tried to sit on Newton constantly. Newton was actually very chill about it as he adored the kid

Gregory had heard about how Michael made all of the woman swoon and was not looking forward to him meeting Lucy. Only for her to be totally unaffected and ‘not get the big deal’….She did however get quite flustered meeting Simon for the first time.

Unlike most people Anthony enjoys getting older it makes him happy to have been proved wrong and know that he won’t be leaving his family too soon

The boys being in the background will never not be funny

THEY WERE ABOUT TO MAKE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ACTIVE BATTLEFIELD WITH DINOSAURS ON THE LOOSE AND RAPTORS ON THEIR ASSES GIRLS PLEASE THERE'S A TIME AN A PLACE

ellie williams blurb💓⛓

image credit: angel-gbc

imagine ellie being in class, dressed all in black, with her tattoo on display, lots of rings on her fingers and writing stuff down on her notebook with the pinkest, shiniest pen someone have ever seen. it had glitter all over its surface and a pink puff ball attached on the top and everytime she would write something fast the puff ball would agressively move from side to side.

she would receive weird glances from others, but she would just frown at them or turn to them and rasp an angry "what?", scaring the shit out of them. she knew how stupid it looked to others, but she didn't really care because you gave her that pen. it was your favorite one in fact, and she made sure to make good use of it. :((((

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Taglist: @elliesmainhoe

love a good hair swap

i relate to nya as i too would bite my siblings who tried to stop me from eating grass

saw this days ago but I wasn’t there yet… just got to ampert’s death. brb losing my mind.

Trolls: Band Together Holiday Special (Idea)

NOTE: NOT OFFICIAL, JUST SPECULATION OF SOMETHING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT COME TO EXIST

(ALSO COUNTS AS A POTENTIAL FANFIC IDEA)

Trolls: Family Holiday

Plot: Following the events of the third movie, Poppy and Branch are eager to spend their first holiday with their siblings in the village. While they are both hoping for a perfect night, things end up taking an unexpected turn for them both.

Poppy learns that Viva doesn't know any holiday traditions due to living in Putt-Putt Village by herself for so long. So the two sisters try to find a new tradition that they will both enjoy, which proves difficult when Viva keeps shutting down all of Poppy's suggestions. Feeling frustrated and dejected, Poppy wanders off by herself.

Meanwhile, Branch has been cleaning out his bunker so that he and his brothers can have a nice family dinner like they used to as kids. He finds an old photograph of his brothers as kids, along with two other trolls he doesn't recognize in the background. While getting ready to eat, John Dory sees the picture on the wall and asks where he found it. Branch makes an offhanded comment about the two adults in the background, shocking all of his brothers. Floyd awkwardly reveals that the two trolls are actually their parents, who died over twenty years ago. Feeling ashamed and embarrassed that he didn't recognize them, Branch quickly runs out of the bunker.

Poppy and Branch try to locate each other for help, but an unexpected snowstorm forces them to take shelter in the closest buildings they can find; Poppy hides out in the bunker with the rest of BroZone, while Branch ends up in the Fun Factory with Viva.

As they all wait out the storm, Viva confides in Branch, expressing how guilty she feels for rejecting Poppy's ideas so harshly. She just wanted their first holiday together to be perfect, but now she fears she may have ruined her chances of bonding with Poppy completely. Branch offers her some comfort, knowing how hard it is to adjust to a new lifestyle after being secluded for so long. He then reassures her, explaining how Poppy has never given up on anyone, especially her family, and has been overjoyed to have Viva in her life.

Down in the bunker, John Dory has locked himself in the bathroom, claiming he needs to wash his hair. The other brothers explain their situation to Poppy, shocking her, as she didn't even know that Branch had parents. Each of the brothers begins to feel guilty as they realize Branch grew up with little to no knowledge of his family after they left. Poppy goes to check on John Dory, only to find him crying in the bathroom. Though he tries to cover it up, he finally crumbles and reveals that their parents both died when Branch was still in his egg, which is why he didn't recognize them. Poppy learns that their death left a lasting impact on John Dory, who was forced to step up to help raise his younger brothers. His need for perfection stemmed from wanting his brothers to be happy, but eventually, he got so caught up in preserving the past, that he unintentionally made his brothers feel burdened and ignored, which later resulted in the band's breakup. Poppy comforts him, and encourages him to share these feelings with his brothers, remembering how much it helped Branch when he was still gray.

As the storm begins to pass, Branch and Poppy lament that things didn't go the way they initially planned, but they are encouraged by the other's family to go back and give them another try, assuring them that there is no such thing as a perfect holiday. It's not always pretty, and it can bring back some sad memories, but getting through it together can make your bond even stronger.

Viva and Branch finally make it to the bunker as the storm ends, and everyone makes amends. Viva apologizes to Poppy, explaining herself and even repairing the holiday crown that Poppy made for her earlier that she broke accidentally. Poppy then apologizes for pressuring Viva, saying that it doesn't matter what traditions they have, as long as they can spend the holidays together.

Branch apologizes to his brothers for running off, and for putting out the photo in the first place. But John Dory reassures him that he and the others don't blame him at all, and they finally apologize for walking out on him at such a young age. They all want a fresh start, but that doesn't mean they should ignore their feelings about the past. Branch still feels melancholy that he knows so little about their parents, so John Dory decides to tell him the story behind the picture Branch put up, finally giving him some insight of what they were both like.

Inspired by their display, Poppy asks Viva if she can recall any stories about their mother, and Viva happily tells her a story of her attempts at baking a pie for Peppy, though with questionable results. This gives Poppy the idea that they should have a holiday bake-off, and the sisters finally find a tradition they both agree on.

And cue the final musical number as the special closes with both families celebrating together.

Snazzy parts of the books that weren't in the movies:

Harry beating up draco

Ron punching draco

Harry and ginnys ACTUAL first kiss

"Theres no need to call me sir professor"

Charlie weasley

Ted and andromeda

Angelina yelling at harry for getting detentions

"Have a biscuit potter"

Ron and hermiones ACTUAL first kiss

"Hello are you an imprint of a departed soul?"

Roonil wazlib

Harry trashing dumbledores office

Lavenders bunnie died wait thats not snazzy

"I forgot" "lucky you"

Harry using crucio on one of the carrows when they spat at mcgonogall

Harry telling krum that ginny has a boyfriend at bill and fleurs wedding

The Hogwarts kitchens

Stan being a deatheater wait thats not snazzy either

Harry calling umbridge a cow in front of dumbledore

Remus pretending he's not 110% involved in making the marauders map

"They hated each other" "nah they didn't"

Freds death scene THIS ISN'T SNAZZY

Could someone please make this a thing!!

Imagine Agustín and Julieta enemy to lovers both hating each other but everyone see how they tease each other and are different around each other and there's a tension and some people think something happened between them (I'm sorry but drunk Julieta definitely have something to do with that)

Dmn YES GEDHRSS