Mob POV Terumob Fanfiction: Hanazawa-kun Is So Cool And Nice And Handsome... Do I Like Him? 😳 But

of course i had to put mob in one too

I have a theory now for how Saitama got his power and it’s ‘Saitama accidentally did to himself what the Weapon X program did to its subjects’

Like you can say that his training program wasn’t that intensive but when you remember that he had like no money, thought a banana for breakfast was enough, and did not step himself up gradually, yeah I can see why he was spitting blood and it’s because he was straight-up starving himself, man was burning SO many calories that he did not have

So yeah he stress-activated his own meta gene

And no one understands it because the OPM world is in fucking shambles and no one has figured out exactly why some people develop powers and some don’t (aka they haven’t discovered their version of the meta gene yet)

I feel that this theory is sound and holds up to scrutiny

For me the peak human Dimple design is one in which he is a bald buff 50 year old guy. Basically a reskin of his original form. Some old man you would see in a bar. A guy that slumps against the sofa and SNORES after the first minutes of a movie but on the moment you turn off the TV he claims that 'he was still watching'. Loveable morally gray antagonist in a 2000s animated movie.

MP100 Stage Play out of context:

Terumob Week Day 1: Family/School Life

Teruki settles for studying in the same high school as Mob. He doesn't know, but Mob is trying his hardest to go to Teruki's dream college too.

MLP characters as humans!

might be just me but I find it kinda hilarious how Teru like. visibly and audibly goes heart-eyes when Mob is around. every time he sees him he has to say hi and start walking with him. he compliments him and gives him positive affirmation constantly. he drops everything no matter what to give Mob a hand or some good advice. like

oh my godd stop looking at Mob with love and affection in your eyes and a gentle hand on his shoulder while afternoon sunlight illuminates your face they're gonna think you're gay

It was the same thing with Pinterest a while back, seriously Tumblr? I trusted u :⁠,⁠-⁠)

why does tumblr have reels now

why does every app need to have a tiktok feature

I dont come to tumblr for videos, I come to tumblr to see my mutuals post gay shit from things I don't even care about

NÃO👹 TOMO NA👹DA ARTIFICIAL 👹

"100 grams of chicken-"

*influenza*

"And... vegetables, right. Broccoli, sala-"

"Broccoli is the secret." (Dimple's text reads as "mine too lololololol")

"Then he has a meal at 8:30 that is only whey and nuts."

*manly confirmation* *mysterious noise* *engine*

"His pre-workout is, again, chicken-"

"I don't take anything artificial!"

"And he repeats the same thing! It isn't, like, that final phase-"

Ainda não dance como se não fosse minha