A-parable-of-stanley - Employee Number 427

*stuffy british accent* go on now stanley, hit the “slay” button.

you wake up. it’s been an hour. you wake up. it’s been a year. you wake up. it’s only been a second. the world is bright and cold and twisting like your mind. you wake up.

guhhhim busy you get doodle ofthe not-there-rrator

zending

digitally isolated

Briefcase.

Yes. Good. A briefcase is undoubtedly a serious object. Even just thinking about what a briefcase might contain, my brow is furrowed and I am filled with the deepest seriousness.

I hope that it is lengthy and elaborate business documents for me to peruse, with lots of technical language and and some standard types of graphs for data visualization. No 3D graphics or bright colors on the graphs please. We are running a serious operation here.