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Best Friends Forever

Summary: After yet another unsuccessful date, you’re back at your best friend’s house, hoping he can mend your aching heart, the way he always does.

Word Count: 1.7k

Pairing: Onew x Reader

Warnings: 18+, NSFW, Smut, Fluff.

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You step out of the taxi, shivering in the cold breeze as you jog up to the front door of your best friend’s house. You knock on the hardwood, and wait only a moment for the door to open. You’re met with his beautiful smile, and wide open arms that you step into for a hug.

“Another bad date?” Jinki asks you, ushering you in out of the cold.

After shutting the door, he takes your jacket from you, and you kick off your shoes before following him into the living room. On the coffee table are two steaming hot cups of tea, and you reach out to take one, grateful for how much Jinki cares about you.

“Always,” You sigh, blowing gently into your mug before taking a sip.

Jinki sits beside you, taking his own drink before he responds to what you just said.

“You always pick the wrong men.” He observes, eyeing you as you raise a brow at him.

He isn’t wrong though, this has become a ritual for you. Finding someone on a dating app, going out for a first date, the date being a failure, and then you turn up at your best friend’s house to vent out your frustrations, every single time. Jinki is always there, waiting for you with tea, an ear to listen, and a shoulder to cry on when it is all too much.

“I’m never going to find love, Jinki.” You say, exasperated.

You promised yourself that you wouldn’t cry tonight, but of course you failed at that. The kind man sitting across from you reaches out to cup your cheek, brushing away your tears.

“Sometimes exactly what you need is right in front of you.” He says.

You cock your head to the side, resting further into his palm, as you try to understand what he just said to you.

“What?” You ask.

Jinki places his cup back down on the coffee table, and takes his hand to your other cheek. His hand is warm, and you nuzzle into it, feeling comfort as it radiates from him.

“Surely you feel it, too.” He says.

You see a blush run to his cheeks, as he averts your gaze. He smiles, and you can tell that he wishes to hide, but he doesn’t move his hands away from you as he patiently waits for your reply.

You ponder his words, and you slowly come to the realisation that he is right. Your beautiful, handsome, kind best friend, is always there for you, always catching you when you fall, patiently waiting, for you to fall for him too.

“I love you.” He says.

Your words catch in your throat at his sudden confession, completely taken aback. Sure, you’ve said those three words to each other a thousand times, but you know that this time he means a different kind of love.

“Jinki, I—“ You start.

“May I kiss you?” He interrupts.

You giggle at this, as butterflies begin to flutter in your stomach. This is the feeling you had been looking for, on all of your failed dates, Jinki was right, what you were looking for was right in front of you all along.

“You may.” You reply.

Jinki leans forward, pulling you closer at the same time to kiss you, for the first time in the many years you have been friends, he kisses you. With a passion and force that indicates to you just how long he has waited to do this, patiently standing on the sidelines, waiting for you to come home to him, waiting for you to realise that you feel the same way about him as he does about you.

“You’re so beautiful.” He sighs, as he breaks apart from your embrace.

It feels empty without him, you whine in discontent, which makes him chuckle, and lean back in to kiss you again. This time your kiss lasts longer, this time with tongue, your hands move to the back of his neck, begging him closer to you, wanting to make up for lost time.

“Don’t stop.” You whisper.

Jinki hums in response, moving a hand from your cheek to your waist, holding you tight, with each passing second your embrace grows hotter, desperation begins to seep through to your bones. You can’t remember the last time you got laid, or the last time you even wanted to, but with Jinki’s hands exploring your body, you are wanting, you are wanting so bad.

You trace your fingernails down Jinki’s back, finding purchase at the hem of his shirt. He gasps in surprise as you tug at it, though he lifts his arms so that you can pull his shirt over his head. You’ve seen him shirtless before, too, but this is different, you see him in a whole new light. Defined muscle, the man is so active, you find yourself staring in awe at him, before he distracts you with yet another kiss.

Your kisses deepen, Jinki’s hands move to explore your legs, exposed in the short dress you’re wearing, goosebumps raise on your skin as he touches you. You can feel that he is trying to resist, worried that he is moving too fast, but that’s not true for you at all, it’s not fast enough, you want him now, you need him now.

You take the lead, knowing that Jinki is only hesitating because he is afraid, your hands race to the waistband of his sweats. You hook your fingers around the elastic and Jinki lifts himself up so that you can pull the material down over his perfect legs.

“Are you okay?” You ask, moving to straddle his legs.

You can feel Jinki’s hardness, the man is desperate for you, but still trying to resist.

“I just... are you sure this isn’t too fast?” He asks.

You sigh, though of course you think it is sweet that he is apprehensive, but the longer this takes, the less nervous you are, and the more frustrated you are instead.

“Lee Jinki, I promise this isn’t too fast. Please, I want this, I want you.” You assure him.

Jinki kisses you again, he moves his hands from your waist to your ass, pulling you closer to him, sighing in content as he squeezes your plump flesh through the material of the dress you are wearing.

“Can I take this off?” He asks, indicating towards the fabric clinging to your body.

“Stop asking, just do.” You whine.

You rest up on your knees, as Jinki tugs the dress up and over your hips, and you raise your arms up for him to pull the material further, up and over your head, leaving you in only your bra and panties. A matching set, always in hope that your date would have been a success, but it was not, and it turns out that this is even better.

“You’re so fucking beautiful.” Jinki says.

His hands are on your back, unclasping your bra and pulling the lace from your skin. You lean further into him, your bodies connected fully, apart from the fabric keeping your core and his hardon apart. You grind your hips down into him, he moans into your mouth between kisses, slowly coming to accept that you too, want him in the way that he does you.

“Can I— wait...” Jinki stutters, remembering your words from only minutes ago, ‘stop asking, just do’, he stands from the sofa, and bends down to grab you under your thighs.

You wrap your legs around him as he stands, and kiss him, all over his face, his neck, breathing deeply into his ear as you nibble on his earlobe, while he steps you through the doorway into his bedroom. He carefully places you down on the mattress, and you stifle a gasp as he steps back to pull your panties down your legs.

“Fuck, you have no fucking idea how long I have wanted this.” Jinki says.

He removes his own underwear, freeing his too-hard cock from the fabric, you can tell how needy he is, red, leaking pre-cum as he positions himself between your legs.

“Umm... how do you... how do you like it?” He asks nervously.

“You’re so fucking cute, Jinki, just fuck me, I just want you to fuck me.” You whine.

Jinki spits into his hand, taking it to his cock to slick himself up, then hurriedly lining himself up with you, though he waits until you nod before he pushes through past your entrance, tight, not ready, but fucking needy, worth the pain to have your best friend, and now admitted lover, deep inside of you.

Jinki’s moans mix a perfect harmony with yours, as you’re both lost in the moment, the sex is soft, sensual, as your gentle best friend makes love to you, kissing you, wanting to learn all the things about you that he doesn’t already know. He traces your curves, dips, memorising every blemish, stretch mark, all of the things that you would refer to as imperfections, though to him, they are the opposite, perfect, all of you to him is perfect.

“Jagi-ya...” He starts, gripping tight to your hips, forcing himself deeper into you with each thrust, you see stars, you’re already so close to release.

“Yes?” You ask him, staring up with wide eyes as he moves a hand to your clit, teasing you with his thumb.

Jinki kisses you again, loving the way you twitch under the pressure he puts on you, loving the way that you begin to unravel. You know that this is what he wants from you, and you know that surely he is close, too, so you let go, you don’t hold back. You clench involuntarily around his cock, your moans become whines as your body is rocked by him.

“I love you, Jinki.” You say.

This tips the man over the edge, his movements stutter as he clumsily thrusts, splattering your insides with his hot filthy seed, he kisses you over and over until he has no more to give, then he stops to pull out of you, staring deep into your eyes.

“I love you, too.” He replies.

some of the CQL/MDZS sketches I’ve compiled lately from my twitter

SHINee as husbands

AN: Prepare for a long-ass post

Taemin - The Playful Husband

Pack your bags and get your wandering boots ready

cause it’s adventure time

all the time

He loves taking you to new places

Even if it’s just a cozy café or a park

He just loves spending time with you as much as possible

He married you because

??? logic

He doesn’t see himself spending his life with anyone else

The whole being a husband thing is a little weird to him

but when he thought it over, it just made sense to marry you

so let’s do it now rather than later??

The best friend husband

Will do anything to make you comfortable and laugh

Is always the first to initiate skinship and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),,,,

will touch you every chance he gets

because

‘’Holy shit this perfect creature is mine’’

always smiling in your presence

his eyes are glued to your face

that boy knows how to use his body

If you know what i mean heuheuheu

and he makes sure to show you

he always wants you to be there at dance practice

he needs his personal cheerleader

puts on music at home and asks you to dance with him

then pretends to be a bad dancer so you don’t feel bad

he’s the type to see something at a store and buy it because it reminds him of you

which is how you’ve ended up with so much useless stuff

but how can you get yourself to throw it away? you can’t

he can be a bit embarrassing at times

especially when his ‘magic hands’ leaves his phone on top of the car

But he loves you with all his heart

and isn’t that what counts? <3

Onew - The Cliche Romantic

Get ready to puke hearts and roses

Because this man will shower you in love and romantic gestures

Everyday is like a honeymoon

He falls in love with you all over again each day

Will cook you breakfast if he’s in a really good mood

Which he often is

how could he not be when having you by his side?

the proposal was probably suuuper romantic

roses everywhere

He most definitely cried when you said yes

Skype dates when he’s away from home

Mentions you every chance he gets

because he’s so proud of everything you do

‘’You know my wife actually..’’

‘’This reminds me of my wife..’’

‘’mY wIfE !!’’

When you’re together his eyes are only on you

he can’t stop smiling

but he can live with the face cramps

because he loves you so much

Minho - The Protective Husband

MMmmmjealousy

often texts/calls to ask where you are/what you are doing

not to be invasive, he just always worries

he always wants to protect you

and god forbid someone hurts you

he will go crazy

what’s worse is when he gets jealous

He will do anything to prove he’s your man

Which is either arguing with whoever laid their eyes/hands on you

or very heated sex

or both

He’s very passionate about every part about the marriage

A real romantic when he chooses to be

subtle touches

like a hand on your shoulder or knee

or his arm around your waist

makes sure to always keep you close

cause he’s a lost puppy without you tbh

being a husband suits him and he loves it

no one can make him smile brighter than you

and vice versa

he always orders food for you

because he knows everything you like

Has a habit of picking you up

literally

one minute you’ll be doing the dishes

the next you’re over his shoulder

Key - The Power Couple

You’re the couple that intimidates all the other couples

Because you look so damn perfect all the time

he isn’t afraid to be truthful with you

like bitch, let’s keep it real

yes, your ass looks fat in those jeans

so let me help you find an outfit that fits your perfect body better

daily dates when walking the dogs together

a lot of wine dinners at his place

two bottles of wine later you find yourself in the bedroom

every time

shield your eyes CommeDes and Garcons

mommy and daddy are doing it in the kitchen

and in the living room

oh god they’re doing it everywhere

he can’t keep his hands off you

an amazing kisser

He’s really good to talk to

a great listener

always wants to help you

date nights consists of gossiping in your silk pajamas

he notices all your little habits

and to him it’s the cutest shit on this planet

not only are you life partners

you’re partners in everything

business partners, partners in crime, fashion partners

because you fit together like a puzzle

and it creates a killer duo that excels at everything

Bonus gif; date nights

I don’t own any of the gifs, credit goes to the rightful owners

AN: SHINee is still SHINee without Jonghyun - that doesn’t mean that he is forgotten. Please respect my choice of not including him, I miss him too you guys… </3

So, one little thing...

EPISODE #2

In this episode Li Cheng, while bromancing his friend in order to send good BL pictures to his female crush, accidentally finds out that Mu Ren's neck is a weak spot of his and hey, no big deal at all,

BUT THEN:

EPISODE #4

Mu Ren was drugged and in order to release some *cough* tension asks for Li Cheng's assistance and HE TOUCHES HIS NECK?! HIS. NECK. That same spot that he recently discovered is a 'sensitive area' for Mu Ren? Are you telling me that he REMEMBERED and he willingly put his hand there in order to spark a certain reaction in Mu Ren and help him reach relief?

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