Y/n: Ahh So This Is What Your "undying Fidelity " Feels Like. Thanos Must Be Really Fond Of You

Could people reblog this with pictures of late 80s/ early 90s Roger? It's for science

Reblog if you support people of all genders and sexualities 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

AVENGERS X READER GROUPCHAT: PERIODT

Hello everyone! Sorry this took me so long Ibwas put of ideas but here u guys have another groupchat in honor to America's ass a.k.a Steve Rogers. Hope u guys like it😍❤

Tom & Zawe are winning. Stay mad!

Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕

already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

I'm gonna start reblogging masterlists of fanfics I like cuz fuck it

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

Yooo 😭 people read my fanfics!! I am so very blessed...

So here I am feeding you more my hungry children!

Simply Simping

Corpse husband x Singer! Reader

Summary: in which his fans find out he’s into a certain singer that inspires him and they comment on his friends’ videos.

The next time they play he gets a earful of their chatter about her.

Warnings: cuties

Extra: S/N stands for ‘stage name’

Just another day streaming with the gang.

He didn’t have any more rounds left in him so he said goodbye to the team as well as his fans. and signed off for the night.

Scrolling through his phone he saw S/N’s newest post, quickly clicking on it.

God she looked stunning. Speaking of ‘god’ corpse was convinced if he had favourites you would be one of them. It was just another cute picture of you in your fall outfit but he thought it was the most fucking marvelouse thing he’s ever layed his eyes on. Exept yourself of course.

He couldn’t help but comment on the post.

‘You look stunning as always’

He hovered over the post button. Before quickly pressing it and covering his red face with a pillow. He’s never done that before. Especially not with an internet idol. He was gonna blow.

Trying to forget what he had just done and not being able to delete it because at least hundreds of people had seen it already and it would be embarrassing to delete it now and-

He was ramblling to much, that habit needed to go soon.

Falling asleep on his comfy pillows he slept peacefully that night dreaming of you.

Skip

It’s been three days.

You ended up liking the photo.

And commenting, ‘aww thanks corpse😊💕’.

Now everyone knows about the comment.

He’s gonna die...

Its been to long and he promised his fans that he would stream again.

Setting everything up, and logging in the game he could see the comments pouring already.

‘Anyone see his comment on S/N’s post AHHH their so cutee’

‘He’s a simp😳😳’

‘ITS A SHIP YALL MAKE THIS TRENDING!’

God how embarrassing. If you saw all this he wouldnt know what to do with himself, might as well die of embarrassment.

Entering the lobby he was greated with the usual.

Felix screaming at him to touch eyeballs again.

And skkyuno talking and saying hi.

Until Sean broaght something up.

“So were gonna ignore that corpse is a simp for S/N?”

“Ohhhhh I saw that! Marzia talks about her like crazy and told me that corpse commented”

“My mans learning about love”

He put his hands on his face, even thought they couldn’t see him he still tried to cover it.

“Oh god stop, I’m traumatized enough. She even replied”

He said through his mic.

Even through all the laughs and chatter he heard his phone ding.

Grabbing he looked at the notification.

It was from you.

‘Fuck fuck fuck...’

He looked at the text, it was from Instagram.

Heyy

Sorry you had to go through all that attention just cus I replied.

I just wanted to say something cus I think it was nice of you to say that about me haha...

((Btw I think your cool and we should hang out if you wanna😉))

-Y/N

With his shaky hands he tried to reply.

‘That sound good actually

It’s not problem tomorrow at 8:30??’

Maybe that was to straight forward. He heard another ding.

‘Thats sound perfect!

Tomorrow it is!!’

You should talk a lot tomorrow I wanna year your voice! 😊😊

Going back to the game he placed his headphones back on.

“Corpse where were you?”

“Yeah man we need more brain power”

“Sorry guys I got a date tomorrow”

“Damn!!”

“You work hard corpse!”

“Bet it’s S/N”

He addressed the issue on twitter and got goin getting ready for tomorrow. After all this is his chance.

Omg it’s so bad 😂

I hope you liked this even if it’s rushed haha.

A big thanks to @artist-bby

I love you! Thank you!!!

Tag: (yesss) @annshit thanks for the support 💕

Message me if you want to see anymore specific corpse husband content >:D