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Itto x Reader -- fluff, short, 

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Mahal Kita

Pairing: Loki x Filipino!Reader

Warnings: none, just fluff! 

A/N: Ahh! It finally arrived! My first ever Loki drabble, or a Loki work in general! And it’s a Filipino!Reader too! What a combination! I’m so so excited to have been able to have do this drabble for my lovely @tomholland-96 ! Thank you Lex for being so enthusiastic about my culture! You have no idea how much I appreciate it! I hope you enjoy this as much as I do writing it! Happy readings, everyone!

*Translations will be in bold and italics!

“Nanay! Tatay! Hi! Kumusta po kayo? Okay na ba kayo?” (Mom! Dad! How are you? Are you guys okay?) You say, excitedly, beaming at your phone screen before you set your phone down on a sturdy place to Facetime your parents while you continue to set up ingredients for tonight’s dinner.

Loki couldn’t help but take his eyes off of the book he was reading to watch you. He even smiled a bit as you laughed with your parents and showing your parents the food that was steaming nicely from the pan, the nice scent filling your nostrils. It was easier to filter out the chatter coming from all sides of the table, since you already had him up in his head. He really admired the way you openly grounded your culture, and even became rather interested in it.

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the simped is now the simper

Iv’e been into corpse husbands scary stories lately and his voice is really something 😌

I’m a sucker for deep voices and I imagine my future hubby to sound something like him 😂 I just like deep voices OK.

Any way...

Simp

Corpse husband x Popular! Reader

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Corpse was playing just an ordinary round of among us with the squad. And yet again He was imposter.

Everything went just as planned killing people left and right. Escaping nearly with the vents.

Until the conversation brought up Y/N deemed the most popular female internet star. With a YouTube account of 95.7 million followers. Next to PewDiePie.

He couldn’t control himself.

He’d never admit it but if their was anyone he would simp for it would be her.

“I love!! Y/N!! Her songs are my jam!!”

“Y/N the queen? Yes!”

Comments similar to that floated through the screen and into his ears.

He could join in the fangirling or keep quite.

His thoughts were broken by. . . “Hey corpse you should know Y/N right? She does similar music to your’s?”

Great

Now everyone’s attention would turn to him.

“Uh yeah I know her” his nervousness creeping up.

Everything would have GONE smoothly but pewds just had to speak.

“I can invite her to the lobby she’s playing”

And everyone went apeshit.

Screaming for him to invite her. “Jesus, I’m here to you guys” PewDiePie said to everyone.

“She’s coming in........now.”

A new character showed up in the seats.

‘Holy sh*t he was playing with the Y/N’

“Hey” her voice echoed through he headphones he was wearing.

“sh*t it’s actually Y/N”

“I’m a legit fan”

“I can’t-”

“This is to much”

“I thought you were kidding when you said you knew Y/N!”

“Why lie!? Gotta know my competition”

They were flying from comment to comment. He was about to pass out. To think he would meet although virtually Y/N out of all days.

“Everyone’s here then” she said once again. And he felt his soul leave once again.

“Uh Hey” he vroaght up the courage to speak.

“Woah, that voice tho”

Yeah he was gonna pass out soon.

“Oh yup that’s corpse”

“I know you, your the person my little sisters talk about. The #onlyhands thing on Twitter.”

Out of all the things she could talk to him about she had to bring up the work of his most thirsty fans.

So much for good impressions.

“Yeah that’s me”

YN

His voice really was something. Why not mess with it a little.

She decided she couldn’t play anymore. And told everyone she wouldn’t play, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t talk to them.

They all ‘awed’ and said goodbye with a few more words of encouragiment. Just before she left she said one more thing Purposely making her voice much more serious that before.

“I’m a sucker for deep voices”

she logged out.

It it was dead quite.

“Um corpse. you okay?”

He passed out.