Me After Looking At My Phone And Doing Nothing Else All Day:

Me after looking at my phone and doing nothing else all day:

What if.... Jotun Loki in my art style? 🤔

I almost never post shit here but I just wanna share this here with you guys.

Go check out my main art acc on twitter

If anyone asks where his hand went, it got eaten by an alligator

What If.... Jotun Loki In My Art Style? 🤔

E-GIRLS TRIO AT NYC ✨✨

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Simply Simping

Corpse husband x Singer! Reader

Summary: in which his fans find out he’s into a certain singer that inspires him and they comment on his friends’ videos.

The next time they play he gets a earful of their chatter about her.

Warnings: cuties

Extra: S/N stands for ‘stage name’

Just another day streaming with the gang.

He didn’t have any more rounds left in him so he said goodbye to the team as well as his fans. and signed off for the night.

Scrolling through his phone he saw S/N’s newest post, quickly clicking on it.

this edit was made by yours truly uwu (this doesnt need to be what you look like. if you want you can make up your own choice of clothes :)))

God she looked stunning. Speaking of ‘god’ corpse was convinced if he had favourites you would be one of them. It was just another cute picture of you in your fall outfit but he thought it was the most fucking marvelouse thing he’s ever layed his eyes on. Exept yourself of course.

He couldn’t help but comment on the post.

‘You look stunning as always’

He hovered over the post button. Before quickly pressing it and covering his red face with a pillow. He’s never done that before. Especially not with an internet idol. He was gonna blow.

Trying to forget what he had just done and not being able to delete it because at least hundreds of people had seen it already and it would be embarrassing to delete it now and-

He was ramblling to much, that habit needed to go soon.

Falling asleep on his comfy pillows he slept peacefully that night dreaming of you.

Skip

It’s been three days.

You ended up liking the photo.

And commenting, ‘aww thanks corpse😊💕’.

Now everyone knows about the comment.

He’s gonna die...

Its been to long and he promised his fans that he would stream again.

Setting everything up, and logging in the game he could see the comments pouring already.

‘Anyone see his comment on S/N’s post AHHH their so cutee’

‘He’s a simp😳😳’

‘ITS A SHIP YALL MAKE THIS TRENDING!’

God how embarrassing. If you saw all this he wouldnt know what to do with himself, might as well die of embarrassment.

Entering the lobby he was greated with the usual.

Felix screaming at him to touch eyeballs again.

And skkyuno talking and saying hi.

Until Sean broaght something up.

“So were gonna ignore that corpse is a simp for S/N?”

“Ohhhhh I saw that! Marzia talks about her like crazy and told me that corpse commented”

“My mans learning about love”

He put his hands on his face, even thought they couldn’t see him he still tried to cover it.

“Oh god stop, I’m traumatized enough. She even replied”

He said through his mic.

Even through all the laughs and chatter he heard his phone ding.

Grabbing he looked at the notification.

It was from you.

‘Fuck fuck fuck...’

He looked at the text, it was from Instagram.

Heyy

Sorry you had to go through all that attention just cus I replied.

I just wanted to say something cus I think it was nice of you to say that about me haha...

((Btw I think your cool and we should hang out if you wanna😉))

-Y/N

With his shaky hands he tried to reply.

‘That sound good actually

It’s not problem tomorrow at 8:30??’

Maybe that was to straight forward. He heard another ding.

‘Thats sound perfect!

Tomorrow it is!!’

You should talk a lot tomorrow I wanna year your voice! 😊😊

Going back to the game he placed his headphones back on.

“Corpse where were you?”

“Yeah man we need more brain power”

“Sorry guys I got a date tomorrow”

“Damn!!”

“You work hard corpse!”

“Bet it’s S/N”

He addressed the issue on twitter and got goin getting ready for tomorrow. After all this is his chance.

Omg it’s so bad 😂

I hope you liked this even if it’s rushed haha.

A big thanks to @artist-bby

I love you! Thank you!!!

Tag: (yesss) @annshit thanks for the support 💕

Message me if you want to see anymore specific corpse husband content >:D

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a-bbles

3 years ago

Little Itto x Reader fic

Warnings: some light Itto "bullying" but it's all out of love, I promise

[Not proof read, just a morning with itto. Enjoy :P]

...

It was a calm Saturday morning, birds chirping from a nearby tree, people walking by the streets on inazuma city, it was peaceful.

Arataki Itto, who's known for being a loud troublemaker, has decided to take advantage of such a quiet day and stayed in bed with his beloved.

They were both lying in bed, oni on his back with his lover over his chest, drawing random invisible patterns while he gave them gentle head scratches.

"Hmm, you like that huh?" He let out a breathy laugh as his lover leaned into his fingers.

"Nooooo, don't stop!! It felt nice," they grumbled at the oni, who complied their wishes.

There's was a comfortable silence between the two, eyes closed, both taking in the calmness.

"You know, it's nice seeing you like this," itto opened one eye and looked down at the person on hi chest with confusion.

"Like what? You mean me being hot and send with my bare chest out? You see me like this all the time! 24/7 360!!" He let out a proud laugh, making their head shake along his moving chest.

They rolled their eyes in a light manner," I didn't know you can count that high," they grumbled in a light manner. Due to Cloe proximity, Itto heard their comment and took high offense.

"Excuuuuuuuse me, I, Arataki "Numero Uno" Itto, can count very high! My highest record was 9801," he said with a very proud look on his face, with the smug smirk and everything.

"Is that you counting your beetle fight loses, cuz that's impressive," they snickered into his chest.

"Ouch babe, no need to hit that hard," they laughed and gave a sweet kiss on his left pec.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm glad you're taking a day off of your "duties" as the Head of the Arataki Gang," they said, looking up to kiss Itto's chin.

"Of course. Gotta spend some quality time with my no. 1 baby! And plus, I'm sure Shinobu will take good care of the gang. With her in charge, everything will go pretty smooth," he said, puffing his chest with pride of his second-in-command.

"More capable than you, definitely," they laughed.

" why are you so mean to me today!!" Itto cried, feeling betrayed of his lover's light nagging.

"I love youuu," they gave his chin another smooch, which seemed to lighten his mood.

"...... I love you too," he grumbled, giving them a kiss on the crown of their head before falling into another silence.

*KNOCK KNOCK* "ARATAKI ITTO, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR GANG OUT OF TROUBLE"

That was Kujou Sara

The couple looked at each other, one in nervousness mixed with confusion, and the other blank.

"I think you better get that,"

"Yeah… see you after lunch?"

...

I pride myself for not using "Y/n"

Reblog if you support people of all genders and sexualities 🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🌈

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a-bbles

4 years ago

THIS. I NEED THIS. I LIVE FOR THIS. YESSSSS

Best Part Of Me || Karl Heisenberg ||

A/n: Now that I know his name, I can actually write about him. Now that I fought him and read is journal { damn they were sad } I can actually write about him.

This is also kinda tied to my sense’s story with Ethan! cause I love Ethan

Spoilers for the game: This takes place before and after the events of the game minus me changing a few things.

Prompts Used: “You’re the best part of me”

Tagged: @girl-obsessed-with-things. @themagpiewitchescorner, @cookieuwupanda, @luvley-shadow, @rosariia25, @screechinginthevoid, @primusk, @ceooflovingpizza, @kbenziepie, @mrsfullbuster500, @princessemily129, @turtl3-warr1or, @aiko-akina-writes, @hannahhobnob, @littlebatsimagines, @ktcat88mph.

All he wanted to do was drink, dealing with Miranda and Dimitrescu….well everyone was just getting on his nerves. Leaving the small village was easy enough though he always hated stepping in the city. To many scents tended to hurt his nose.

Slipping into the pub he slipped back into a darkened corner, once he ordered a beer for himself the man was about to settle in his seat until a soft laugh got his attention. Shifting his body, his eyes went wide for a moment as he took your appearance in. Now you were something, perfect body in his eyes and the smile…what a killer. Slowly licking his lips he made his way over to you, now you were different, different than the people of that dinky village so you must be a tourist.

“Hello…beautiful.”

Blinking you turned your attention to the voice, a lazy smile slipped on your lips as you spotted the man. He was tall, a lot taller than you not to mention the large hat he wore covered his face. Part of you knew he must be handsome and his voice, damn he must sound good in bed. Shaking your head you watched your friend slip out from the chair once they spotted someone else to talk to, the man taking their place.

“Beautiful huh? Got a name stranger.”

Slipping off his hat Karl looked you over, his arms crossing over your chest. “Karl.”

“Karl…that’s it?

“Christ..Karl Heisenberg.”

Laughing you sipped at your drink biting your lip. “See was that so hard?” you teased the man. “Y/n… Y/n L/n.”

“Well Y/n…since you look like a fish out of water, I’d be happy to give you a tour.” Giving you a wink, he placed his hat on your head as you slipped out of the chair.

“Perfect! I was waiting for a handsome tour guide.”

You never thought a week vacation your turn into you staying with the man for a year. What you thought would be a one night stand or at least a fling turned into something more. You found yourself really falling for the man and while he was cocky at first you could see he was hiding behind a lot of pain.

Karl Heisenberg never thought that he’d find himself falling in love, let alone someone normal, something not like him…not a monster. When he first felt the flicker of something he tried to push you away, god he tried but he just couldn’t. You were the first thing that made him something other than the hate and self loathing. He found himself spending less time with his so called family and more time with you.

So when you told him that you were pregnant he was excited, the man couldn’t have felt more happier. While he knew he had to keep the news away from them, he couldn’t let Miranda find out you were pregnant. He wasn’t going to let that bitch or anyone else take you let alone touch you or his unborn child or else all hell would break lose.

But then of course Ethan Winters had to come in ruin it, he was going to ask the man for help to take the bitch down but you had to walk in. Belly round with his child. He forced himself to not snap at you, you shouldn’t be here. It was too dangerous.

“Karl…this needs to stop…you need to let him go.”

“But he.” The man snapped turning to face you though his gaze softened as he noticed your cheeks stained with tears. “Y/n..please.” Ignoring Ethan he stepped closer to you. His arms slowly wrapping around your waist as he pressed his had to yours. “This is the only way to keep you safe…our child safe.”

“At the cost of what?.” Pulling out of Karl’s arm you watched as the man you knew as Ethan struggled to stand. “I’m not going to stand here and watch you get yourself killed, stand here and watch you use a child. Tell me…what would you do if you were in his place? Would you want someone using your child..” Letting your arms wrap around your stomach you glanced down refusing to look at the man. “What would you do if Miranda wanted our child Karl.”

Digging his nails into his palm, he took a small step forward then placed his hand on your belly. He didn’t even want to think about that, it made him sick to his stomach on what that woman would do.

“You’re the best part of me” He pressed his head against yours. “You gotta know that…” Sighing he turned to glare at the man, his lips raising into a snarl. “Get the fuck out of my sight before I change my mind, but you better hurry cause that bitch want’s your kid…that Rose is fucking powerful Ethan.” Tipping his hat to the man he wrapped his arms around your waist as he tugged you away from the baffled man.

Karl knew that the bolder punching bastard was around and he was positive that the bastard was going to destroy his factory so he wanted to get you out of here way before any of that shit happened. Not looking back the man easily carried you on his back, the man was thankful that one of those idiot agents left a truck behind. Glancing around the man watched as a large tree started to grow in the distance when he stole the damn car driving off, he only relaxed when knew he was far away from that damn village.

“Thank you Karl.” Giving him a smile you rested your hand on your stomach as the other grasped his free hand.

Snorting, Heisenberg gave your hand a squeeze. “Don’t mention it beautiful.”

Six years, Karl Heisenberg couldn’t believe that six years had passed since all that crap. Now living in the states the man was happy to put his fucked up life behind him. He was a father now and while he may have to hide what he could do from some noisy neighbors, it didn’t mean that he couldn’t entertain his kids. While he hated Miranda for what she did to him he still enjoyed seeing the smile on his children’s faces whenever he’d bend a piece of metal.

Relaxing on the couch he glanced over spotting his newborn son sleeping in his playpen. You must have been reading to the twins and he was sure the eldest, his five year old was fast a sleep. Titling his head up he watched you slip out one of the rooms, a yawn escaping your lips as you walked over to your husband.

Smiling you slipped into his arms, nuzzling into his neck. “Is he asleep?”

“Hmm, mean’s we can have some fun if you’d like.” He joked as his hand rested on your hips, you let out a laugh feeling his beard tickle your skin.

“As much as I’d love for you to ravage me, I’m just tired.” yawning you gave him a lazy kiss.

Returning it, the man gave you a nod as he held you closer to his chest. “Hmp…I’ll let you get some sleep then, you deserve it Y/n.”

Smiling against his chest, you let your eyes drift closed feeling your husbands fingers run down your back. Sighing Karl let his fingers play with your hair, you really were the best thing that happened to him. Thanks to you he felt happy, thanks to you he actually had a family that cared about him and thanks to you he was still alive because deep down he knew that Ethan would have ended his life.

“Hmp..” his eyes drifted towards the card lying on the coffee table, a picture of Ethan Winters with his wife, along with little Rose and a few other children. “I always knew he was a tough bastard…good for you Winters.”

Closing his eyes, Heisenberg smiled as he let himself fall asleep with his arms still holding you. “I love my family.”

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a-bbles

1 month ago

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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