Regarding Politics Especially, This May Be My Favorite Tweet Of All Time:

This is so real omg

This hits home a little too hard

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

me: please don’t panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

happy 2023! i made a lemon pig

lets all drill holes in our heads for more room for God

"rend asunder" is just a setting on a washing machine

hi my old account got terminated and idk why so I'm starting over for now (hopefully I'll get my old account back but we'll see). I'm like genuinely devastated. literally the same day I make a post about wanting to post more of my own stuff instead of just reblogging so I can fix my social anxiety and start interacting with other people more, my account gets nuked. I guess tumblr staff just hate me :/

this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax

i’m in tears over this