"You're At The World's Best Party, Dummy."

I just truly realized how ridiculous something rotten's plot sounds because i had to explain it in my first language to my friend.

Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls

“man, i love phantom of the opera, i wish there was a sequel!”

*microphone screeching noises* um hi emma may dixon is so trina from falsettos coded and there aren't enough falsettos references in the gravity falls fandom

Messing around with my markers again <3

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The success of the Mystery Shack is proof positive that if Stan had entered adulthood with a place to live and the ability to plan without focusing solely on survival, there's no limit to what he might have accomplished.

Turning a creaky old house into a bustling local hotspot while splitting your time between struggling to teach yourself physics, fixing a nearly incomprehensible machine and searching the area for meticulously hidden objects is no mean feat. And all this while getting no sleep, having zero emotional support, and stewing in guilt and worry.

Honestly it's no wonder he aged faster than Ford. I'm aging faster just thinking about it.

Some memes i made about musical theatre songs i've been obsessed with lately.

"WHOA WHOAA WHOOA HONEY WHATCHA WAITIN' FORRR? WELCOME TO MY cANDY stOREEEEE!-"

"i need it hard i'm a dead girl walking i'm in your yard i'm a dead girl walking before they punch my clock i'm snappin' off your window lock got no time to knock i'm a dead girl walking-"

me:

"Here he comes! Fix his tie. Trina, Try to make him smile more! Don't know why, but he looks like Marvin! How did you turn out so great?Who do I thank for the man you turned into? Kid, do you know how proud I am? If I dont show how proud I am, you hold my dreams, kid i burst at the seams 'cause of you! Son of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob son of Marvin son of Trina son of Whizzer son of Mendel AND GODCHILD TO THE LESBIANS FROM NEXT DOORRRRRRR Sing, oh sing, oh sing!-"

"That's it that's the ball game i don't smoke don't do drugs and then comes the bad news i quit that's the ball game it's the chink in the armor the shit in the karma the blues-"

"IM NEUROTIC HES NEUROTIC THEYRE NEUROTIC WERE NEUROTIC BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNY IM NAUSEOUS IM NAUSEOUS IM SIMPLE IM JEWISH SLAVERY SLAVERY BITCHBITCHBITCHBTICH FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNY-"

also me:

Stan Pines' drawings

Plus a Stan drawing of debatable canonicity but I love his signature being a dollar sign

this page from lost legends makes me feel fucking unwell . i have diseases i am SICK AND TWISTED i literally cant even put the emotions it makes me feel into words