Moonwater Always Pretending And Denying That Barty Isn't Their Third, Like They Don't Dominate The Hell

Oh yes, definitely. I still haven't really recovered from that bomb of a hc

...so, it is established that Regulus is a black cat animagus, yes?

I give you: cat Reg cuddling with their babies when they are still too small to be safely sleeping in their parents' bed, but he wants to be close to them so bad, watch them breath, hear their little hearts beat.

So he turns into a cat and climbs into the crib, curling around their soft heads and protecting them from bad dreams. Purring until he falls asleep.

Regulus has a special surprise for Remus on the anniversary of them getting together.

When he pulls his boyfriend into the common room, a bunch of Slytherins are there… waiting?

Regulus wraps around the confused older from behind, starting to slowly undress him, while the other students are hungrily watching.

„I know what a desperate whore you are, beloved. Remember when you confessed that one specific fantasy?“ He places a soft kiss on Remus‘ cheek. „Happy anniversary.“

Once the Gryffindor is naked, he is lead to one of the dark green leather couches and gently pushed down, before Regulus addresses the others in the room.

„You know the one, simple rule. His pussy belongs to me.“ Regulus says in a stern tone, then smirks. „Have fun.“

Remus can’t remember many details of what happened after that. It is a blur of cocks and stap-ons, girls sitting down on his face, forcing him to eat them out while someone else is fucking his ass. None of them undresses, only opening trousers and pulling down panties.

His hole is red, puffy and abused, filled with cum and lube. Dorcas is especially mean, using a cock with something akin to barbs and a knot.

He loves every second of it.

Whenever Remus feels overwhelmed, Regulus suddenly appears on his side, cooing, placing gentle kisses and softly whispering how good he is doing, what a perfect little toy he is and how proud he makes the raven.

Only after the last Slytherin is done Regulus steps up and opens his trousers.

Because they are not done yet.

The others watch on as Remus, already exhausted beyond comprehension and having blacked out once or twice for a few seconds, is fucked hard and deep by his lover. Making sounds none of them were able to draw out of him, and some are a bit jealous they didn’t get to even touch his pussy, let alone fuck it.

But Regulus has made it clear. That cunt belongs to nobody but him.

Once he is done, and he made sure to make him orgasm multiple times, filling Remus so so so good with his cum, Regulus picks his exhausted boyfriend up and carries him to his dorm and straight to the bathroom.

He is gentle while washing Remus, again telling him how perfect he was, but he can’t help himself and makes him peak three more times while scooping out all of the cum inside of him.

Afterwards he drags them to his bed, with Regulus softly massaging his beloved’s hips and back. Giving him a mild pain potion, because Remus loves being sore after a good fuck, and makes him drink two glasses of water, to make sure he stays hydrated.

They sleep tangled up with each other, touching wherever possible.

Ok, but imagine the dead poets at Hogwarts, and even tho they are all in different houses, they still have their study sessions in Meeks' room because out of the 7 of them they are all doing one or more subjects the same as someone else.

Meeks aced runes and let's Charlie cheat off of him because he thought it would be an easy A, but turns out he had to actually put effort that he didn't want to use into it.

Cameron is always helping an incredibly confused Neil, Knox, and Charlie with divination.

Pitts and Meeks are always fiddling with muggle tech that only Neil and Todd know what the other two are working on, and no, they aren't going to blow anything up. At least they don't think so.

Todd always has to give Neil his notes from care of magical creatures because Neil is always figuring out a way to try and hug the creatures, that or figuring out how to give Todd a hug. It's not his fault they all look cuddly.

Charlie isn't half bad at potions, but only because he sneeks in to watch the teacher make the potion. Otherwise, he would be rubbish, Knox is incredibly grateful for having Charlie as his partner.

Pitts and Perry try their best in herbology, but again, Neil wants to hug everything, and Pitts is very worried watching him get emotionally attached to a plant, so they usually have to ask Stick for the course work after class. Pitts is pretty sure Neil has managed to smuggle in and domesticate a baby womping willow, who he's pretty sure Neil named Puck.

Charlie always says that Knox was a cheater when it came to how good he was at charms, Knox always replied with something cheesy about his looks or something even more cheesy about his name. Cameron was quick to wack him over the head.

It was always a competition between Cameron and Neil for who was better at transfiguration, Neil accidentally transfigured him into a textbook once and spent three days figuring out how to turn him back. He was too embarrassed to get a teachers help.

Probably the most surprising was how incredible Todd is at defence against the dark arts.

He was also the only one who could stay awake and pay attention during history of magic. So it was the only time Meeks and Cameron would allow themselves to sleep during class, knowing Todd had their back.

And the guys who aren't in Meeks' house always get caught by prefects on their way back to their dorm, so much so that a prefect has started knocking on the door when there's 10 minutes till curfew.

Pitts is also really good at getting lost, but he is also really good at getting to his classes on time. He just goes with the flow.

Sirius Black, the type of guy to give in to the impulse of opening the door of a fast-moving car.

Barty and Remus both get carried around a lot for the same reason but very different at the same time.

Remus, who's having a worse day with his chronic pain than usual, is forced into James' arms, kicking, screaming, and all, but gives up quickly because the relief is almost instant from not having to stand and the affection is nice.

Barty, on the other hand, literally can not walk from how well he was fucked the night before. He tried, multiple times, in fact, but he can't feel his legs, and everything feels so heavy. So he wraps himself around Evan, who easily carries Barty around like he hasn't disabled his boyfriend for a short period of time.

My obsession with top gear is still going strong and I'm like...

What if Jeremy Clarkson took one look at the height differences between him and Richard Hammond and was like this is comedy gold and hired him on the spot. Yes, he took into consideration everything else, but he couldn't stop thinking about the height difference between them and all the short jokes he was going to make.

I'm genuinely thinking about making a 10k, multific on moonwater, and their 10 children look alikes. Going through all the pregnancies. And potentially, time during the kids' time at hogwarts. Is it something people would want. (Honestly, I might do it either way)

Trans virgin Remus Lupin, who isn't quite ready for the whole being penetrated by a real living penis thing, but is still the hornist mother fucker out there.

His significant other invests in a vibrator that they will randomly slip into his underwear and maybe tie him up in a way that he doesn't have control of where the vibrator goes and how much pressure is applied.

Once their happy with how Remus is set up they'll leave him there and sit across from him jerking themself off while Remus rips through his probably second or third orgasm already.

i think one of the things i love about the marauders fandom is how important music is

whether it be david bowie, or queen, or t. rex, or whatever other bands/artists, they're all worth so much to us

i know a lot of people get into older music from the marauders and its so amazing to me (especially as someone who loves music with my entire heart and soul) that part of our community is entirely centered around that

Remus: shit. Gotta hate bleeding out.

James:(starts getting out of his chair with concern, before reliasing that he's probably just talking about his period.)

James: (very hard thinking 🤔)

James: (shoots out of his seat towards Remus, knowing full well that Remus finished his period a couple days ago, because of the lack of demands for honeydukes.)

Remus: *passes out from blood loss gracefully*