Me: Okay, I Fr Don't Have A Type I Swear

JUST DANCE BY LADY GAGA IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT DATING/ PARTYING WITH MOTLEY CRUE IS LIKE

tommys flower post was so cute😭 id love to make a short fic about that

AXL ROSE SOUNDS LIKE A VERY WISE FROG.

Bbg when are we getting the Mick Mars love language thing?😔 Please there’s barely any fics about Mick on tumblr🙏

BABYS IM SO SORRY😭🙏🙏 ILL WORK ON IT THIS WEEKEND I PROMISE

DATING YNGWIE MALMSTEEN

OMGG ITS BEEN FOREVER IM SORRY🙏 MY MEDS ARE STABLE NOW. AND ALSO IF U GUYS DONT KNOW WHO YNGWIE MALMSTEEN IS JUST PLS PLS READ IT I THINK YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE HIM (HES ALSO A CAT PERSON!!)

also his name is pronounced “ing-vay” so u guys won't say some stupid shit like “yeeng-wee”💀

word count: 815

warnings: alcohol, arguments

dating Yngwie malmsteen, a guitar god, would definitely be something.

In the 80s, he was at the height of his career, and his band, Rising Force, was gaining popularity worldwide but you guys would probably start dating when he was already doing solo work.

If you dated him in the 80s, you would have experienced firsthand his passion for music and his intense personality. But it could have also been a rollercoaster ride, he has a temper and bad mood swings.

you guys could meet in different ways, maybe you were at one of his concerts and you caught his eye, or maybe you work in the music industry as a roadie, promoter, and meeting him backstage or on tour, or maybe you're also in a band and you open for his shows.

but most likely a party is where you guys would meet, he partied a lot just like any other.

yngwie would use pet names like sweetheart, love and darling, I can't really see him as a babe or baby person unless he was drunk off his ass or apologizing for something.

because this is the 80s and he was at the peak of his career and known for his intense personality and being all fiery (literally, he lit his guitar on fire on stage), i highly doubt he'd be afraid to show some pda. 

though it would be kinda rare to see him make out with you or grope you in places he knows that there will be paparazzi and stuff, but there's always that one rare picture of you two making out at a party that shows up 30 years later on pinterest LMAO.

but hed hold hands, hug, and kiss you wherever.

plus if you guys got engaged or something or just for fun, hed have a photo shoot with you (kinda boring though, it'd just be like any other photo shoot some rockstar had with their girlfriend)

now Yngwie never had a problem with drugs but was a major alcoholic  and he was quite a party animal, but when he drinks he's more loose and carefree and sometimes even goofy.

its mostly when he's sober that he acts like the guitarist version of axl rose lol.

he likes his wine, not much of a hard liquor guy. like if he were choosing a drink for himself, its definitely some kind of expensive wine or champagne, but if there was only whiskey or something wherever he is, he won't complain.

literally every interview I've seen him in he has a big ol glass of wine.

I can see you two taste testing wine, he'd just have a bunch of bottles on the table and you two would just constantly refill your glasses.

yngwie is veryyy dedicated to his work and very arrogant when it comes to playing guitar.

he doesn't let ANYBODY touch his shit like seriously, thats why he started doing solo stuff because he couldn't play with bands.

so with that he probably wouldn't let you in his studio. not like in a “no girlfriend zone” but if he's recording or just frustrated then he needs that time with no distractions (cus ur so distracting you pretty little thing rawr😍)

but if its just like a whatever day then you can be in the studio with him, hes fine with that.

and just to be a good boyfriend and make you feel included, he'd ask for your opinion but wouldn't really take it too much into consideration if you had a suggestion, but would get a little annoyed if you said you didn't like it.

arguments with him can be really intense and emotional, hes a passionate person with a temper and is known to be easily frustrated especially if he felt like he wasn't being heard or respected.

he would lash out at you and use strong language, he could be stubborn and refuse to compromise at times, which could make resolving arguments difficult.

making up after an argument would be kinda challenging, he holds grudges and is slow to forgive, he could be stubborn and take time to cool off.

However, if he did reconcile with you after an argument, it is possible that he would be passionate and sincere in expressing his apologies. He would likely be genuinely remorseful and would want to make things right again.

anyways I feel like hed really like telling you what its like in Sweden and you get to hear his Swedish accent that was still thick since he had only moved to America in ‘83.

and he'd tell you about his first band he made when he was 10, and how he would listen to queen and how he looked up to Bryan may, and how his younger brother plays drums.

he'd definitely talk about taking you to Sweden to meet his parents and older and younger brothers.

@bisexualnikkisixx

i always love ur ideas truth be told - 🩷

YES IM SINGLE :D YES ILL FLY TO WHEREVER YOU ARE AND WATCH MOTLEY CRUE BEING CUTE COMPILATIONS WITH YOU :D

me saying "I CAN FIX HIM" but hes 64 and already fixed.

LOVE LANGUAGE: NIKKI SIXX

TOMMY AND VINCE'S VERSION IS OUT TOO! MICK COMING SOON

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warnings: small mention of manipulation, nikki being horny, alcohol and drugs (no shit)

Words of Affirmation and Touch. 

Nikki values words and touch. He likes to hear compliments and affirmations from you, and he also likes it when you show your affection through physical touch.

He really loves anywhere you touch him.

back, neck and shoulders, chest, hands, waist, anywhere.

He also loves making out, hugs, cuddles, kisses, back rubs or scratches.

I would say playing with his hair but you'd probably pull out a whole chunk of hair that's 50% hairspray lmao.

stuff he would say to you would be a bunch of “I love you"s, “I can't live without you”, “youre my soul mate” (lowkey manipulates you with them though.)

yeah there's girls left and right telling him they love him and stuff and it does boost his ego but he wants to hear it from you.

He loves touching you almost as much as drugs probably.

your hips/waist, thighs, boobs and ass. everywhere.

same with the back scratches too, his hand would be on your back in public and he'd scratch wherever his hand is.

also would probably hold a bottle of jack to your lips for you to drink as he tells you how good your doing and cheers you on.

You also can't tell if he's horny when he touches you or not but he's always horny.

UGH IT MESSED UP LIKE THE THING ITS DELAYED

@andmuzzlethat THIS POSE IS SO ZESTY BUT HE MAKES IT SO STRAIGHT IN STRAIGHT ZESTY WAY.