This Makes Me Soft

A GUIDE TO YOONGI’S PERSONAS:

SUGA: The Superstar Persona

Genius producer, rapper and piano lover

Loves to scream ARMYs’ name

The legend says he actually has a forehead

Stopped caring since 2013

A workaholic who closes himself in his studio rarely sleeps and when he does it in there too

Always regrets something cringy Yoongi did in the past

A well-behaved rapper that apologizes to his haters because he is doing way better than them.

Loves Rolexes

Turns into fire things and break mics and ride bikes in museums but it seems no one is even trying to stop him. I mean who can?

MIN YOONGI: Min Holly’s Father & Main Persona

Basketball, lamb skewers, and Kumamon lover

Always exhausted because of Suga so all he wishes for is a pillow

Loves to scream JHOPE’s name

Spends more of 90% of his love on Min Holly. 

The legend says he rarely wears clothes at home or to sleep

Only owns black clothes and looks hot in a leather jacket

When Suga is taking a break from working he watches Netflix in the studio

Contrary to Suga who keeps the studio clean he is very messy at home

Used to take Jungkook’s underwear to show dominance somehow

Remarkably savage

Loyal and supportive friend

Enjoy touching the members’ butt and thighs.

Good at managing money and supports his family

Contrary to his other personas he is very shy 

Cheats at every game and get caught every time

Fixes anything the others break especially Namjoon

YOONJI: The baddest female Persona

Loves herself

Does not scream because when she talks the whole room listens

The most popular girl at school but does not even care

Sharp tongue and owns a million clap back

Is not swoon by sweet words or handsome faces

You either love her or want to be her

Have the prettiest legs

was a maid some years ago but went missing after she murdered hip hop. She changed her hairstyle and no one noticed.

Owns a gun (I told you she is a killer)

AGUST D: The Berzerk Persona

Beat rider 

Middle finger up to the world 

loves to scream A to the G to the U to the STD

The strongest persona

His main muse in Pre-debut Yoongi and the struggles he had

Is not afraid to talk about sensible subjects 

A full-time bias wrecker

A rap so strong you will get chills and lyrics so real you will cry

Have THE tongue technology that can turn on both males and females

Blond hair never looked better

Scars and screams never looked so hot

Just like Suga he destroys things 

Pre-debut Yoongi: Hidden Gem & Core Persona  

Loved by Agust D but Suga refuse to admit he is the original persona mainly because of his haircut

Looks young and frail but has the strongest will to achieve his dreams

Misunderstood and disliked by his classmates but the other personas will make them later thankful to have ever known him

Everyone said he will fail but he is ‘fine sorry”

Is the reason why the other personas are very open-minded and wise

He became a hidden persona that only comes out through Agust D’s lyrics as he promised Yoongi to make him happy someday

He is still there but only the closest ones to Yoongi can see him

Father Louis Williams Suga Adams The third: The Done Persona

Washes your sins by giving you the middle flower finger

Does not care if your story is boring (Actually does not care at all)

He holds grudges

Probably quit after getting bored of his job

Yoongi have the most charming sides but the ones named above are just the tip of the iceberg who knows which persona he will reveal next. 

By @mimibtsghost

Foreign idols speaking their native language

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