I Love Following @the-haiku-bot. Like It Absolutely Destroys My Feed, I See So Much Random Garbage I

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever made.

Okay I know I’m a few days late but we’re all on the same page about the professor being a hologram, right? Like we’re all in agreement about that? That’s what the box is for, correct?

Eugene is in distress

Bad news: My furnace is broken.

Good news: The landlord sent over a repair guy to fix it.

Bad news: The fix he did was temporary and the new part we need to fix it for real won’t be here till next week.

Good news: They sent over the hot repair guy.

Bad news: I did not know they were sending over the hot repair guy. I am wearing pajama pants and a gap sweatshirt my grandma bought me 3 years ago. I was not prepared for the hot repair guy.

Okay but Luigi has big dick energy and not enough people are talking about it

WIP baybeeee

I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself

Me @ my therapist in 10th grade:

My ADHD meds have been out of stock for like 2 weeks now and I’m at the stage of being unmedicated where I start getting the urge to undertake new, slightly dangerous hobbies. I have 4 wood carving tutorials open on my phone and there’s a whittling knife in my amazon cart RIGHT NOW. It’s only a matter of time before my resolve crumbles.

Been very into Phineas and Ferb recently for reasons that are too complicated to explain, here’s a random screenshot redraw:

Original:

I know but stretching is BOOOORING /j

Yet again stuck in the pattern of

Works out to help my fatigue -> experiences joint pain because I was too rough -> takes a day to rest because of my joint pain -> experiences fatigue because I haven’t been working out -> works out to help my fatigue -> becomes the chronically ill equivalent of Sisyphus, trapped in a self inflicted loop of being tired and achey all the time