This Is So, So Important You Guys.

*looks around* fuck, I think someone snatched my wig.

Full offence, and I say this as a fully fledged homosexual male who sucks dick for breakfast, but female strippers absolutely outclass the FUCK out of male “strippers” like catch the ladies working the pole at some skeavy-ass strip joint for probably twenty bucks an hour sliding that pussy up and down the pole like she’s a damn acrobatic in full platform stiletto pumps, beat for the gods, hair snatched like it’s no big deal then you walk into the gay bar and find some overpaid muscle queen shuffling around in Andrew Christian underwear to a shitty Cardi B remix like

fucking tragic is what it is

Me: So do you have a Tumblr?

Friend: Wait isn’t that a website we’re you post stuff like nature and poems?

Me:

What is gay privilege?

When straight girls complain about how hard it is to find someone to date I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Issa fucking Di-Gata stone.😱😍❤️

🔨 Meteorito Pallasite

😂😂😂

friend: you need to watch this

me: naw

friend: its got the gay shit

me : 

Stahp!😂😂😂😂

When you test your mom’s crazy threats and she not playing 😳 #KnockedMeBackInTimeFr