I Take Walk-ins, Please Form A Line.

the heterosexuals™ getting worked up over tv shows having “too many gay characters and couples nowadays” is so funny to me, like bye y’all are literally everywhere, I think you can survive that 1.5 gay character per tv show lmao

Finally realize that I just caaaaaan't.😂😭

When straight girls complain about how hard it is to find someone to date I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Me: (Watching a new TV show or movie)

Me: Ok now this time I won’t obsess over any fictional character

A few moments later 

Me:

YEAH if you’re LGBTQIAP+ you’re AMAZING and i love you

the most valid person ever no matter what because if you feel it, you feel it!!

Just some words of real shit -

Be careful who you have unprotected sex with.

Be careful who you vent to.

Be careful of how you use the word ‘love.’

Know when to let that shit go.

Be careful who you speak to about your finances. 

Calm down before making decisions in anger.

Some bridges need to be burned.

Know the difference between like, lust and love.

Trust your gut.

Write it down; you’re not gonna remember.

Find an outlet for your stress/anxiety. Run, yoga, drink/smoke in moderation, write, meditate. find something that works for you.

Once it’s on the internet, it’s nachos anymore.

Stop trying to please everyone. It is impossible. Someone will be offended. Someone will be unsatisfied. 

Drink more fucking water. 

Memorize important numbers by heart. Your phone may not always be available.

Love yourself. Learn to if you do not know how. If you put yourself first in all that you do, it will come to you soon. 

Stop caring so much about what people will think and say. Because fuck em. 

Stop lurking through his/her shit. Mind your got damn business and live.

Try to be considerate of how your actions or lack of can affect others. You never know what people may have going on. The inconvenience can cost time, energy and money.

Communication kills assumptions.

Cum often.

#kbye

😂😂😂

friend: you need to watch this

me: naw

friend: its got the gay shit

me :