“Humans Are Complex Creatures With A Variety Of Needs. They Are Not A Suitable Pet For Most Dragons,

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

One minute I think I’ve finally gotten this whole kitchen safely thing figured out and the next I’m staring down the barrel of a meter-high fountain of butter chicken sauce.

thinking about werewolves and the concept of becoming a monster and discovering that something savage and uncontrollable exists within you and the potential that has to be a liberating narrative about growth and change and courage rather than a story about controlling and concealing it

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Hell yes.

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

A. M. Birch

The Sea Green Toy Motercycle

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

“Humans are complex creatures with a variety of needs. They are not a suitable pet for most dragons, but for the right dragons who have time, patience, and proper resources, these animals can make absolutely incredible pets.”

every once in a while i'll think of Rocky all alone on that ship for forty years with no one to watch him as he slept

granted this is a prompt stolen from twitter but:

Your OC Before and After Trauma/their story looking into a mirror with the dialogue "It's You" underneath the before and "Despite everyghing, it's still you" underneath the after.

Like the Undertale mirrors