I Can’t Help It With Such A Hot Wife! She Makes It Too Hard Not To Humiliate Myself With Her 😅

My wife just loves that I can’t help myself with her…right? 😅

I always like to remind her how I compare!

And she realises you’re not so “average” after all…

Proud to admit I’m guilty!

Bigger? My girlfriend's dildo is more than twice my size..

Let’s be real, my dick has never satisfied my wife 🥇🥲

” She came crawling up to me in bed. Between her smile and tits swaying back and fourth I couldn’t hold it. My untouched member was dancing up and down as my load was being pumped out. She says to me…”poor baby! How are you ever gonna satisfy me if you can’t even get past foreplay”?

Yes please 😌

Accurate

So she tells me.

I know it’s way too small 😢

I only get handjobs 😮‍💨