my 3 personalities
I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain
the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
Gloomy coquette
— from Little Weirds, Jenny Slate
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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So I did the meme ✨🤌🏼👩🍳