This + blonde fluffy hair and some random mental illness = exactly my type
"but he looks like a junkie, he has messy hair, he's pale, has a big nose and the only good thing abt him is that he's tall and has a good style" where are the flaws??
the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
Update from the man himself
we got DADDY ISSUES (Jason), DADDY ISSUES (Piper), CHAOS JUNKIE (Leo), MOMMY ISSUES (Hazel), MORE DADDY ISSUES (Annabeth), OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE ISSUES (Percy) and YOU...you seem kind of weirdly self-actualized, as far as I can tell (Frank)
good luck, babe! - chappell roan
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Reading through an anti Annabeth/anti percabeth post is just an exercise in saying “she was 12. she was 14. that’s her fatal flaw. you’ve misread the book for children. you’ve misremembered thing. cite your sources. you don’t know what a toxic relationship is” over and over.