When I Get A Crush I Get Crazy And Obsessive And It Needs To Be Scientifically Studied

do u ever think glock is named so similar to cock because a gun is just a penis that ejaculates death instead of life

*me at the club* so does anyone wanna discuss queer undertones in classic literature?

just found out those “i hardly know her” jokes were a sexual joke

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

guys please i don’t need therapy i can just post on tumblr for free

a solid visual representation of me in a bookstore

i'm like a jester that gets a little whorish with it

sorry i’m too busy talking into the void

*posting on tumblr*

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

it makes me so pleased that humans have always been up to something.

shenanigans like snowball fights are timeless.

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