Yes So I’ll Have A This Well Done With A Large Side Of That And To Drink? Something Of The Sort Will

i have a blue haired liberal dream for world peace

i do stuff, sometimes

man i could really use a wish right now … a wish right now

*putting my presence in situations where it’s clearly not wanted*

i love reddit so fucking much

inherited the family curse of loving too much

so moral of the story is you should kill yourself

just found out those “i hardly know her” jokes were a sexual joke

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs