Please I Want To Nom On Your Art To Just Looks So Squishy

Cots

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

"It's like you don't actually want to kill me."

"But I do."

I told my aunt I would put marinara sauce in her ear canals. This should not be considered strange. Why is my creativity being wasted on the personification of oatmeal that is humanity.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gay man in possession of dark hair, must be in want of a fair-haired partner.

He’s connected to America’s Ass

; _ ; 

Oh my god that was quick let me read it real fast

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain

i love sappho :3

"γλύκηα μᾶτερ, οὔτοι δύναμαι κρέκην τὸν ἴστονπόθῳ δάμεισα παῖδος βραδίναν δι᾽ Ἀφροδίταν"

- sappho

"sweet mother, I cannot weave — slender aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl" (accurate translation by diane rayor)

"no mom, I can't knit, I'm gay!" (very loose translation by me)

So for those who are just now joining us:

Grian’s lore: ocean-worshiping-mending-book-obsessed fisherman

Gem’s lore: cursed pirate who performs experiments on her friends

Impulse’s lore: post-apocalyptic cyberpunk city with clear class divide

Skizz’s lore: possible alter poe-poe skizz?? Also torture pyramid

Scar’s lore: world-hopping painter and zookeeper who travels the multiverse in his train

Mumbo’s lore: death isn’t real

Joel’s lore: I love my wife <3

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a juggler perform in the street 

The juggler notices the four men have a poor view of the show, so he stands on a crate so they may get a better view. He then asks them if they can now see the show. They reply

Yes

Oui

Si

Ja

Btw if anyone else wants to write this and gift it to me I’m Trashpanda8376 on ao3 I would love to read it

So I had an idea for a fic but I’m not really a writer sooooo….

Basically Johnlock cannon adjacent they both already have feelings but are trying to get over them by agreeing to a blind date but it ends up being with each other and awkward offers to leave or just eat as friends but eventually John pulls his head out of his ass and realized that Sherlock going on a blind date means his whole “married to my work” thing is bullshit and either they start dating or have a friends with befits (and lots of feelings) that turns into dating bc I’m a sucker for that

Someone write this or let me know if it already exists because I think it would cure all the chemical imbalances in my brain