Examples of these gifts include:
A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)
One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.
(Feel free to add more if you want to)
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
Do you mean @ p4perback ??
that one remus lupin tiktoker
Danish: : )
Danish: Marie hen (like a female chicken)
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
Remus Lupin
moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham
Reposting this with some more of them:
7. Lyall left a few months after he was bitten and Hope (his mom) has done her absolute best to raise him.
8. He went to muggle school until he started hogwarts, but never really made any friends.
9. He always went up to the astronomy tower when he was sad and a lot of the time Regulus would be there too, they’d just sit there in silence for hours at a time.
1,A. He didn’t have anger issues, most of the time he’d be incredibly scared of getting angry because he’s terrified of being seen as “Just another violently dangerous and homocidal werewolf.”.
1,B. I think is that Remus was deeply instinctually protective of anyone who he considered to be family (or, as the wolf practically screams, his pack).
2. He’s disabled and uses different mobility aids depending on the situation (he mostly uses a cane but he’ll switch to a pair of forearm crutches or a wheelchair around the full moon).
3. WOLFSTAR!
4. He’s a bi disaster.
5,A. He’s dyslexic but he loves reading books and he will usually keep reading a book until the headache that he inevitably gets becomes so bad that he physically doesn’t have the energy to read one single word more.
5,B. Most of the time when that happens Sirius will read to him out loud. This has been going on since the last parts of their first year. It took years for Remus to realize that he loved it and admit that he did.
6. His immune system is usually incredibly strong but it always gets pretty weak just before the full moon, it’s to the point where the marauders will buy him a cake to celebrate every time he doesn’t get a cold so bad that he has to visit Pomfrey before the full moon.
if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun
Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.
I’m reposting this so I can find it again
Bartender: What would you like?
Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.
James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.
Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course
Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?
James: cosmopolitan, please
Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.
Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!
James: *laughs* yeah.
Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.
James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number
Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*
testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw
I just had a actively fight my cat off with two sheets of laminated paper because he was trying to eat my dinner.
He may be an ambush predator but humans are persistence hunters and I am (probably) a human (or something along those lines).
Here’s a video of this:
(Sorry about my phone case constantly getting in the way and the low quality of the footage)
I’m pretty sure my cat only speaks danish so that’s why I did the whole time