We Don’t Need Billionaires, We Need A Self-sustaining Lesbian Commune With A Community Garden And A

I was thinking it would be funny if during one of those hear me out cake videos a group of dudes pranked their homie and every single person put for every single hear me out, the dudes dad and now I can’t stop thinking about it as the party

All: this is our hear me out cake

Lucas: hear me out *puts a picture of Sheila the Thief from the dungeons and dragons 80s cartoon*

Will: hear me out *puts a picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: is that my dad??

Will: *shrugs*

Mike: Hear me out *puts a different picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what the hell guys

El: hear me out *puts a third picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: what is wrong with you! Did you take that picture from my house?

Dustin: hear me out *places a fourth picture of Lucas’s dad*

Lucas: everyone stop putting my dad! *Sees it’s Max’s turn next* max, max I swear to god if you put my father, we are breaking up, I will never forgive you

Max: Lucas don’t be weird, I’m not going to put your dad

Max: *sticks a picture of Lucas’s mom on the cake*

Currently crying my eyes out because all of mine is gone and I’m trying not to move onto my scalp and eyebrows 😭

surely I will feel better if I yank out all this knee hair

I want a butch like this 😭❤️

being with femmes is easy

she tells me what to do, and i do it. she exists and i worship the ground she walks on. she sits there and looks pretty, and i send her money. she’s authentically herself and i love every little thing about her. i’m her butch. i simply do everything and anything for her. she’s always right and i know that, but i won’t admit it. i spend every second thinking about her and craving her. i wait for her attention like a dog. i aim to please her and love her endlessly.

it’s truly so simple

Me

Life is 60% more copeable with random unhinged affirmations

wanna wake up in the arms of a soft and warm and sleepy girl actually

“Well, I've been there, sitting in that same chair

Whispering that same prayer half a million times

It's a lie, though buried in disciples

One page of the Bible isn't worth a life.”

The Village- Wrabel

Settling back into sobriety but oh my god I forgot how fucking insane I was without my favourite coping mechanism

-Season 3

-Season 4

-Season 2

-Season 1

new chain :)

favorite stranger things seasons (top is fav, bottom is least fav)

1. Season 2

2. Season 4

3. Season 3

4. Season 1

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