Fucking Her Through The Night And Making Her Breakfast In The Morning.

i wish all butches who refer to their strap as their dick a very goodnight

This made me laugh sm

some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

pink glitter pens.

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

How I look like, shortly after finding an ingrown hair

"Just stop pulling your hair."

Thanks, you're so helpful. I really did not think of that at all :|

If hair pulling bad why so addictive?

Life is 60% more copeable with random unhinged affirmations

Settling back into sobriety but oh my god I forgot how fucking insane I was without my favourite coping mechanism