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i made a new quiz that mixes and matches greek gods to give you your unique heritage! :) inspired by the hades game, which two gods would have been your parents? there are 50 possible combinations, including one secret and rare outcome!

my parents would be poseidon/persephone!

Cullen's favorite Lord of the Rings characters:

Edward - Samwise the Brave

Alice - Legolas

Rosalie - Eowyn

Emmett - Gimli

Jasper - Aragorn

Carlisle - Gandalf

Esme - Frodo (or possibly Sam as well)

Bella - hasn't seen the movies and doesn't understand why the Cullens will sometimes dramatically look at each other and say "Manflesh" in that creepy voice.

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Four

Later that night:

It feels like a read 😅

roll up, roll up one and all to the uquiz, and let me describe you with one adjective!

Une des pires sensations : être réveillée en pleine nuit pas la démangeaison sournoise d'un bouton de fièvre prêt à sortir... c'est parti pour 5 jours à avoir l'impression de ressembler au Joker d'Heath Ledger !

Je me suis précipitée pour le tariner d'alcool et prendre un cachet à 4h du mat' et il est quand même même sorti ce connard ! 💀

Stephanie Meyer: Rosalie Hale killed her rapists one by one. Including her fiancée

Me now and at 13:

Rosella Fic Recs (Rosalie/Bella)

Completed

So I Hope You See (That I Would Love To Love You) - Olivia_Janae (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: What it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter. She will never tell anyone, least of all this stupid human. It doesn’t matter if her soul feels healed when she is around, the pain she has lived with for so many years suddenly releasing its grip on her lungs and letting her breathe. She refuses to allow this to be true, and so she’ll ignore it. She will not give in to this. Even if Edward is wrong about his mate bond with Bella… even if she knows this for a fact. Rosalie will not give in. She will just turn away… and try not to feel.

Submergence - alligatorblood (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Rosalie volunteers for an experimental trial that miraculously erases traumatic memories. Everything goes well until it doesn’t.

Vocalise - pantheradraconis (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: “From calm and serene to I want to rip you to shreds. Sometimes getting to the part where you can say I love you is a pain in the arse.”-review from ChesireMonkey. Alice saw a vision involving Rose and Bella. How will it affect everyone around them?

Make Me Feel Human - gaysonly666 (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Edward Cullen decides that he can’t be around Bella after their first encounter in Biology. He strikes a deal with Rosalie, and the two of them swap Biology periods. Bella is surprised to find Rosalie sitting where Edward ought to be. But, that doesn’t mean she’s particularly mad about it. Rosalie, on the other hand, has some warming up to do.

Humans Are Just Like That - alligatorblood (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: Rosalie takes one look at Bella Swan and goes “hmm I like that.”

Love Is a Guess That Deepens - islandofme (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: “Are - are you an angel?” The angel stopped her advance, tilting her head to the right. And then she laughed. The sound shimmered in the air like windchimes. “Nothing so lovely as that, I’m afraid.” aka five times bella guesses what rosalie is & one time she gets it right twice-over

Election - iateyourheart (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: The race for Senior Class President brings the long standing rivalry between Bella Swan and Rosalie Hale to new and interesting levels. AH AU 

And So the Lamb Became the Wolf - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella was left by Edward in New Moon. Her friendship with Jacob results in an accident that pulls her into Sam’s pack. When the Cullens return, Bella imprints on an unexpected member of the family. Rosella all the way. Emmett and Rosalie aren’t mates.

Where Men And Angels Fall - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) [Collection of One-Shots] Summary: Rosalie might be an Ice Queen, but Bella isn’t afraid of the cold. A collection of oneshots for Rosalie and Bella ruffling each other’s feathers, because who does it better?

She Makes The Grass Grow - former-burning-example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Ghost AU. Most people aren’t haunted. At least, not like this.

Every Second of Every Hour - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: "Do you know what love is? Love is decimation. Love is knowing someone so well that you know exactly how to cut down to their core, what buttons to push and where to prod to drag up their vulnerability. Knowing just how to thoroughly and completely destroy a person… and then not. Of course I’m scared of love. You’d be a damn fool not to be.”

Bluets - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Human AU. After Edward leaves Forks, Bella falls into a friendship with the Hale twins. Kind of.

The Strength of the Sunlight - Former-Burning-Example (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: Bella moves to Washington. Her new friends are weird.

The Universe Owes Me One - xPaigeTurnerx (ffnet) [One-Shot] Summary: “Tell me, Bella, do you believe in reincarnation? The concept of soulmates? I didn’t. I believed the universe to be a cold, callous machine that churned out random cruelty, apathetic to the lives it ruined, the lives it took. I believed this for a very long time, and while I never made my peace with it, I came to understand it. As it was, as a fact… and then I met you.”

Forget You - ehemond (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Bella didn’t want to be at her birthday party in the first place, but the Cullens insisted and now she’s here. She doesn’t know who these strangers are, crowding around her and talking about vampires? She really hopes she’s not about to become someone’s dinner. But that blonde goddess is really pretty and also really strong. She might be okay with being her’s…

A Rose By Any Other Name… - T_E_Reynolds (ao3) [Multi-Chapter] Summary: Twilight canon-divergence fic. Bella moves to Forks but is Rosalie’s singer instead of Edward’s. I’d never given much thought to how I would die- But dying in the place of someone I loved seemed like a good way to go. I stared without breathing across the long room at the hunter, and she smiled pleasantly back at me. Surely is was a good way to die, in place of someone else- Noble even. That had to count for something. I knew that if I’d never come to Forks, I wouldn’t be facing death now. But, terrified as I was, I couldn’t bring myself to regret it. Every decision I’d made, every moment spent in this magical place had been worth it. I took a deep breath and steadied myself as the hunter crouched, her fangs out, preparing to spring….

Colors Burst - BooksandMoons4ever (ao3) [One-Shot] Summary: (Established Rosella) Valentine’s Day One-Shot. What shenanigans can these two get into on the day of love?

Unfinished/Part of an Unfinished Series

When Monsters Meet - Greye (ao3) Summary: When a group of poachers destroys a wolf family in the forest around Forks, Chief Swan thought he was rescuing a wolf pup from a slow, lonely death.  What he got instead was the ultimate gift he could receive: a family. In which Bella is Faoladh.

A Bank Of Violets - MollyMauler (ao3) Summary: Bella’s gay and Rosalie is single. A twilight rewrite. DISCLAIMER: the first few chapters will read more like an edit of the original text until the plot diverges and I begin to add in new scenes. More plot divergence=more new content.(Not relationship-centric)

Lay Me Gently - bells_n_roses (ao3) Summary: In a world where the first words your soulmate says to you are printed on your wrist, Bella arrives in Forks with a very distinctive phrase to look out for. Rosalie’s, unfortunately, matches.

Solitude - IncompleteWithoutLife (ffnet) Summary: “Whosoever is delighted by solitude is either a wild beast or a god.” - Aristotle 

Broken Silence - XxUndisclosedDesiresxX (ffnet) Summary: Silence is golden. 

Just The Girl - UntitledAlsoUnknown (ao3) Summary: Bella Swan is coasting by in this life. She just wants to graduate high school without anyone paying too much attention to her. Moving to Forks and quietly finishing high school is a part of the plan. What isn’t part of the plan is a beautiful blonde vampire with an apparent soft spot for a certain brunette. 

Errant Hearts and Moonlit Mistakes - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella Swan might be a vampire of many years, but she just seems like an insufferable dork to Rosalie. One that won’t go away, and maybe that’s forever. 

Wishing Upon A Black Star - CloudAuditoreFair (ffnet) Summary: Bella’s very existence destroys Rosalie’s equilibrium, and it doesn’t seem like she can escape. Trust her, she’s tried. So maybe now all she can do is give way to gravity. 

Sing Me To Sleep - WellThisIsSomething (ao3)

Summary: Rosalie Hale had stubbornly refused to acknowledge the presence of her newfound human mate ever since she arrived to Forks. It wasn’t until Edward uncharacteristically blurted out; “She’s going to do it tonight,” that made her halt and realize that even though she wanted nothing more but to be human again, not everyone shared her sentiments.

1/ Difficile à dire... je suis pas assez grande gueule pour être Seli ou Léodagan, pas assez froide pour être Ygerne ou Cryda... je dirais Elias

2/ Ygerne, parce que y'a du vrai mais version tout ce que je veux pas devenir mdr

3/ Venec, Seli et Cryda. On se ferait des goûters ou on bitcherait sur tout le royaume. Et Bohort pour organiser le goûter du coup.

4/ Arthur compte comme un Chevalier ? Si oui, Arthur, Galessin et Leodagan, sinon à la place d'Arthur Lancelot. Histoire qu'on survive à la mission, je prends les debrouillards.

5/ voir 3/ mais sans Bohort mdr

6/ Le Duc d'Aquitaine, je suis sûre qu'il y a beaucoup plus chez ce personnage que ce que l'on voit au premier abord

7/ Guenievre

8/ Aucune idée, on voit pas vraiment les caractéristiques des royaumes. Peut-être l'Orcanie. Avec des traîtres au pouvoir, ils sont jamais en guerre vu qu'ils s'allient toujours en fonction d'où tourne le vent.

9/ Bohort

10/ Perceval

11/ Guenievre avec les conseils de Seli

12/ storytelling à Perceval

13/ Loth, vaut mieux un chef futé mais retords qu'un vieux bourrin

14/ bah y'a pas de 14 ?

15/ Cherie ta femme, mon gars. À la fin, c'est tout ce qu'il te restera.

Je m'ennuie, du coup voilà un petit ask meme Kaamelott, si ça vous branche :

1/Quel est le personnage qui te ressemble le plus ?

2/ Le personnage que si on te compare un jour à lui, tu le prendrais vraiment pour une insulte ?

3/ Avec quels personnages tu pourrais être BFF ?

4/ Tu dois partir en mission pour le Graal, quels sont les 3 chevaliers que tu prends avec toi ?

5/ Qui serait ton/ta compagnion/compagne de bitchage, pour bien cracher sur le dos des autres ?

6/ Avec quel personnage tu aimerais le plus discuter pendant des heures ?

7/ À quel personnage tu offres des sessions de thérapie pour son anniv' ?

8/ Tu appartiendrais à quel clan / région du royaume de Logres ?

9/ À qui tu demandes des conseils sur le plan relationnel ?

10/ À qui tu donnes des conseils sur le plan relationnel ?

11/ À part Arthur, qui est-ce que tu verrais à la tête du royaume ?

12/ Tu prefères donner des cours de storytelling à Perceval ou de combat à Bohort ?

13/ Tu prefères être sous les ordres de Loth ou de Goustan ?

15/ Enfin, qu'est-ce que tu dirais à Arthur du livre 1 si tu le voyais maintenant ?

😂😂😂

goustan est enterré dans le potager et sert d'engrais