Humans Are Adorable.

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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19chloe96

3 years ago

nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!

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19chloe96

3 years ago

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19chloe96

11 months ago

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19chloe96

3 years ago

I had a little thought on game of thrones and how Tywin could have won the Game.

A. After the Battle of Blackwater instead of punishing Tyrion with a wedding with Sansa, he should have offer him a wedding with Margeary.

1) Tyrion punishment would have been the same because it was the wedding itself that he loathe

2) Margeary would have been a wonderful ally to Tyrion, just imagine one sec the power of Margeary/Tyrion/Olenna together !

3) The alliance between the Lannister and Tyrell would have been preserved, with a slight insult to the Tyrell

B. Tywin should have betrothed Sansa

1) She is a valuable hostage, it is necessary to keep her out of Joffrey's games and painful actions and what better protection than to be Tywin's future wife ?

2) He could have use a false medical pretext to not touch her until she reach 16 or 17 and by that time the war would be over.

3) He could have order Cersei to find a suitable wife for Joffrey, which would have the benefit to give her an occupation and a distraction

With all that, you have Sansa under protection, a durable alliance with the Tyrell, with the possibility of a new generation by Tyrion an Margeary, Cersei occupied to find a wife for her first born and no Purple Wedding ! So no trial for Tyrion, no Tyrion killing his father ! Tywin stay to rule and avoid all of Cersei stupid decisions !

What do you think ?