Smh I Feel Like I Should Post Here More Now That I Actually Have A 17776 Blog

Thinking about the time Jon Bois did an AMA about 17776 and 20020 and the most upvoted question was

JUICE GETS LAUNCHED ON 4/13??? YOU MEAN THE SATELLITE THAT INSPIRED THE CHARACTER FROM THE STORY EVERYONE COMPARES TO HOMESTUCK GETS LAUNCHED ON HOMESTUCK DAY????? HELLO?????

it's so on brand that JUICE nearly launched on fucking 4/13 only for it to get delayed because of weather. still. it would have been very funny

Rip lunchables

ok reposting this here on my 17776 dedicated blog

i genuinely wanna make like a 17776 version of golf now

like golf but its crazy huge and has weird rules

i might make a computer game for it but thatd like suck to fully develop

maybe ill use google map data to procedurally generate a world

i could also like spend months making a map generator but i dont fell like that jaja

easiest method would be to make like a topdown golf like in 8- and 16-bit games

big golf coming

Genius fucking idea right here

ok so im putting together a video essay and ive been rereading 17776 and 20020 for it and i just got the best idea

so an online football videogame where each person is a player and yall all got proximity chat and stuff and its like football

like theres a ball and you gotta like run it and get to the goals n shit

but each player is an individual human and the field is really fucking long

there should probably be obstacles too just so you arent running through miles of nothingness

but basically every day you and the GANG have a 1 hour schuduled long football time where you play the football one hour

and then do the same thing next day

idk how many players youd need and get rid of all of the stupid football rules and make it simple n shit so you don't have to really worry about stupid stuff but mainly just runball

but long too

its like 17776 irl

i want it

sorry its late and i cant sleep

oh yeah and if you havent read 17776 or 20020, first, this is american football but actualy euro football would work too. and second, READ 17776 AND 20020 ITS SO GOOD

I am going to be so normal about this

Day 1 Update: the internet in my town failed and was not working all day, so i was unable to boop. my dearest apologies.

can you imagine. 17776 but instead of juice we get. jimo. jim-o. jim

being a 17776 fan feels like chewing drywall. guys. guys this story ostensibly about american football changed me. no guys you should read it - well when I say read I mean experience it really - no no it's online it's free - no it won't break your computer this is normal it's okay i promise it's not even really about football. well no actually it's about satellites. yeah the Jupiter Explorer is in it and they're a little shit. yeah no the gender binary doesn't exist in 17776. yes i meant 17776 not 1776. it's not even really about satellites. it is though. please i am begging you read this it changed me.

gonna start describing 17776 to friends as "big football"

maybe even big football and the sentient robots