I hope there’s a moment in the context of The Mandalorian where Ahsoka and Bo-Katan have a shouting match while Din is off on the side with Boba like “Wait you two have beef?” (and Boba’s just like ‘oh hey, I remember Tano, I threatened to shoot multiple members of her family when I was like twelve’)
Apparently Bo-Katan acts like they’re friends when she talks to Din? Ahsoka responds to the ‘friendly’ Bo-Katan on sight with “I don’t know if you’ve forgotten the multiple times you tried to kill me when I was a teenager, but I haven’t.”
There are several Mandalorians in this room that know Ahsoka! Bo-Katan knows her better than most! But she’s also the person Ahsoka has most reason to dislike. It’s not a fight on sight but Bo-Katan acting like they’re friends sure isn’t helping anything.
Meanwhile, Ahsoka’s biggest memories of Boba all involve him being a murderous teenybopper in desperate need of therapy and less-terrible adult supervision.
Ahsoka: Remember that time you were like four feet tall and tried to shoot my grandpa? Boba: I was twelve and trying to shoot everyone.
IDK what exactly happened I just know screenshots of Boba holding a blaster to Plo’s head
Ahsoka brings Rex with her because someone deserves to give vod'ika Boba a noogie. Just… Rex and Wolffe show up looking Old As Balls to bully Boba and suddenly Boba’s acting like a teenager and Din has no idea why.
Unidentified Off-Screen Clone Voice: Little brother! Boba, eyes widening: Oh, son of a bitch. Off-Screen Clone: Our mother was science, Boba. Boba: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
@gelpenss said:
The funniest thing would be Ahsoka and Rex going “awww boba found some chill” While boba is spectacularly unchill in the background
Din: I thought only Fennec got away with bullying Boba
Slightly more spiteful bickering comes up (idk something about the chips and Boba still being 'the lucky one’ despite everything), Din tries to interfere but Ahsoka and Bo-Katan both get in the way like “no, you don’t wanna get involved in clone politics, this is between them.”
"FINALLY finished this!!
Mando!Wolffe gifting a Kar'ta Beskar (Iron Heart) to a recovering Master Plo!! In this Mando/semi-happy AU, Plo survived the crash, and was later saved by Wolffe! He's recovering with Wolffe's new clan, and his ad didn't want him to feel left out with the loss of the Jedi.
He's a good ad'ika, isn't he? 🥺💕💖"
Close-ups below!:
my cruel request is for this to happen at least once
Sorry, I’m not up to date on the details of Star Wars outside the movies, but was R2-D2, like, Leia’s droid between the Prequels and the Original Trilogy? Whatever the case, I think I might need it to happen in a crack fic.
Because I’ve suddenly imagined R2-D2 accompanying Leia to her Senate meetings. In reality, it would probably be very dangerous for R2 and Leia. But I think it would be perfect for a crack fic.
Like, just imagine if Leia and R2 are just strolling around the halls of the Senate, with Leia ranting to R2 about something or other. And then bump into an older Senator by accident. And at first it’s all pleasantries and apologies, but then the older Senator takes one look at R2, turns a color that is not a good color for their people to turn, and then says in utter horror, “IT’S YOU!”
Because surely there must be older Senators out there from before the Empire, who remember that horrible little nightmare droid who tailed those awful Jedi around and occasionally Senator Amidala. (Like, there must be people out there who witnessed R2 blow up a building or even straight-up kill someone.)
And Leia’s like, “What? You know my droid?”
And the Senator’s got a hand over their heart, both to soothe themselves and a little protectively, and says, “My dear, I couldn’t forget that thing if I was dead. That’s the little bastard who set me on fire! Granted, it was an accident and it saved Senator Amidala’s life again, but still. She was far too fond of it! That and that debonair Jedi it belonged to!”
And Leia lights up immediately because oho, this is interesting. Meanwhile R2 is basically swearing up a storm trying to push her away. And the Senator has an expression on their face like, “Oh, damn, I shouldn’t have said that.”
Anyway, Leia accidentally figures out who her parents were because R2 is a memorable asshole that old politicians still see in their nightmares.
@jasontoddiefor's new Jedi Traditions chapter mentioned Masters letting younglings sit in their laps during floating meditation and?? my crops are watered, skin cleared, food seasoned, a solid 11/10 in wholesomeness, would recommend
share with us an Armorer headcanon please thank u
Just one???
I can’t do that. Have these.
The Armorer’s pronouns vary among their foundlings and the covert. They use all pronouns, so each person sort of lands on one or a few that feels right. Din calls them she/her, but freaks out when other people he knows call them that because that’s HIS set and people outside the covert don’t understand that; they just keep calling them his ‘mom.’ He is deeply offended on the Armorer’s behalf. They do not care that much.
The only exception to this is that when orders are given out, they want a ‘yes, sir’ and nothing less.
The Armorer has tried to poison Elder Vizsla (Paz’s grandparent) on no fewer than four occasions.
The Armorer is very close to their Second in Command, Eegang. Eegang reciprocates the closeness, but also is subject to some of the Armorer’s innermost thoughts, many of which make him check over his shoulders at least twice a day.
The Armorer only drinks clear liquor.
They love all of their children (including the estranged ones), but get along best with Din and Shimmol (their youngest daughter) because those two do such stupid and wild shit so seriously that it makes them laugh.
The Armorer’s sleep schedule is less of a schedule and more of a pile of hours with a label on them that says ‘sleep?’
They met Jango once. They were not impressed.
They only know about Jedi because they were once weirdly invested in Obi-Wan and Satine Kryze’s affairs as covered by Mandalorian tabloids.
They consider Grogu their grandchild.
They are interested in Luke and are trying to figure out if he is going to try to seduce Din into an affair (see: Obi-Wan and Satine Tabloid Stories).
They have already adopted Boba and Fennec without having met them.
This is what I have for now. I will ruminate on this further.
Soooo I just realized that I only ever posted the sketch version of this? So here it is, the full colored version. Ta-da.
Yesterday's meme!!! Had a blast and a cackle drawing this one!! First panel from @incorrectmandalorian , the last two inspired by my own HC that the Kryze's only speak Mando'a ceremonially (and Old Republic Mando'a at that), and read only barely??
I HC that they see it as a class symbol more than a tenant of the Resol'nare they don't follow?? Big Colonizer Vibes 😬👌🏻