Would You Read It?

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I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

hopeless romantics

[ID: A four panel comic with Amy Rose and Agent Stone from the Sonic movie franchise. In the first, Amy talks to Stone, who is in a Robotnik-esque villain outfit. She says "It's like he doesn't even know i exist..." In the second panel, she asks "What about you? Do you think you have a chance with whoever's on your mind?" In the third panel, Stone looks forward blankly, with the Ark's explosion behind him. In the fourth he responds "Not particularly." Amy nods solemnly. End ID]

drew stobotnik kissing. very sleep deprived. might hate this in the morning. enjoy for now

jokawa

i know I usually post about 3:10 to Yuma, but...

Do you guys see it?

They're dinosaurs.

I love that they are very distinctly color coded orange and blue

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

Something about RDR2 John is so sad once you begin to play as him and you find all these people Arthur has helped. Not because they still remember Arthur and are sad because he’s gone, but because it’s sad to imagine that John is learning about his brother’s life for the first time in a way he’s never done before.

He’s meeting all these people and doing all these side missions left over from Arthur, learning that his brother had all these different and silly experiences outside of the gang that most of them never knew about. He reads about Arthur’s joys and sorrows in his journal and he probably regrets he wasn’t there to experience them with him and that is so sad to me.