Of Course *he* Can Have His Full Tiddies On Display, But When A Single Fem Presenting Nipple Appears

So now that we've settled down on the memes, I think we can all agree

These two had the same flavor profile

It's been years since I had a trix cereal bar but I will stand by my claim of that being the same taste as the grimace shake

Sonic the hedgehog

....I need to get offline if I got that right

Person: hey, how old are you?

Shadow the Hedgehog: which do you want? Experience, time, physical or mentality?

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

VERY late to the bunny suit trend, but here's the twist I made for my lamb!! It's a lil baby!! In a lil onesie!!

I think they look great in it.

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

You misunderstand, they need him to understand what the fuck to do when they talk to The Residents after the battle.

Papyrus OG turns into an ambassador after the True Paci ending, so of course Blue would be honored to do that for his Fucking Clueless Idiot Gods.

Sure, you can say that Dream has experience from before he was turned to stone, but-

a. In the og tale, he was 6 when he became one with rock. Even if he were closer to an adult-

b. It's been about 500 years since he was anything less than a god, and even THEN-

c. He was still Revered AS A GOD. The Tree of Feelings and the golden apples made the villagers See Him As A God. It doesn't matter if they manipulated him or treated him like the average kid, they saw him as something Other Than Them.

Dream has no legs to stand on.

INK IS SO MUCH WORSE THOUGH. HE HAS NO ARMS TO CRAWL WITH OH GOD.

He Canonically sees everyone as Characters that are Part Of A Story. How are you gonna talk to someone that had their house torn to shreds by Error when they're the equivalent of Mickey God Damned Mouse in your eyes?

Both cannot interact with anything less than a god unless they have their Token Mortal Buddy to tell them that No, people do NOT like it when you take the food they were holding like an offering, and they DESPISE when you explain their dead wife as an "interesting backstory" my friend!!

basically the star sanses' dynamic. you guys are basically fighting the devil. why is jeff from accounting here

like its really cute that youre gonna ✨defeat him with the power of frendship✨ and all, but again, he is the devil. from the bible.

so.

Oh yes. Delicious

So why couldn't X!Gaster make the marks go away? If he wanted to "fix" Cross being trans, I feel like that would be a easier way to do it

hello again! i assume this is the same anon xD

i'm sure that that's how he would have eventually chosen to "cure" cross' transness if he'd gotten around to it in time, but in TAU, "code" is something of a misnomer in the first place - it's not something as "easy" (in quotes because code is a pain in the ass for me) to read and understand as like, python or javascript, and especially not in living, sentient entities who are constantly taking in new information, processing it on multiple levels, and generally just... yanno, changing.

so 1: in order to erase cross' transness he would have had to do a deep-dive on a huge tome of code that was actively changing and growing underneath his feet, and 2: in order to delete only that part of his code and nothing more, he'd need to know where it came from.

and the trouble, here, is that cross is not actually a "pure" sans.

in fact, speaking more meta - gaster would have no way to know this for sure - i'd like to think that cross' eye markings are technically because he's part toriel. not a super significant amount, mind you, but he is the only person in nightmare's pantheon who can heal, he inexplicably loves to bake even where swap/blue doesn't, and in certain AUs where he reaches LV 20... he mysteriously grows horns.

again, speaking meta, i would have to assume that his eye markings are probably related to that bit of code - but in order to find and erase it, gaster would have to basically destroy his sense of self and start over. so even if he'd gotten to that point and tried to "fix it", he likely would have given up anyway simply because it wasn't worth the work it would take - and in that case, there are easier "solutions" to be had.

See what you don't know is the "oh my shit" is him realizing that AMY has to get her licks in too now, and Shadow has been relegated to puppy bites in comparison.

DBZ Abridged quotes my beloved

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